PRE-TOURNAMENT MAGAZINE MANIFESTO
 

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Hamburger helper?

What are you tryna say, slick?

Thanks for the mag good shit

Holy shit that was quick and amazing

I didn't sign up for this lol @Vulgar

But props on the mag

Fuck yeah Vulgar, you're so sexy

Thanks, Vulgar.

Ahahhahaha I figured this was due Monday, been on my writing grizzly already

this should be awesome!

That's what's she said

She lies


for the sake of your self esteem

That's a good bitch

Vulgar, you're the man.

Props vulg. Dope mag and executed with the speed of hermes

Didnt see this when i checked in

Dope mag nanners

Damn came for the swans burg stood for the rest


Gluck w this

good shit

Thank you for including me. Thank you for this. I'm looking forward to seeing all kinds of wild shit. The handicap that's inherent is unlike any I've ever experienced.

cool shit. haven't done anything like this in forever either.

looking forward to it.

love it

Highly entertaining, and hopefully zygote comes back.

I guess vulgars abstract fgt ass doesn't like to put dates

bb ur fuckin dum

He's dead. I got a call from his father recently letting me know.

you might be the most deadpan poster in netcees history. somehow over pure voiceless text you pulled it off. props for the achievement but please dont fuck with me right now certain

seriously?

Yeah, his parents thought it was important to make sure the topical administrator at his second-favorite text rap website knew. I sent flowers on Netcees' behalf. @Diode, can I expense that?

Zygote is an immortal machine, he cannot perish, only transfer data to another motherboard

damn certain got me right in the feels for a second just now :(

You're a savage Vulgar. This was awesome.

zy esoteric enough where I'd believe NC made it into his suicide note

and I was drunk enough to think that

The next magazine will have a section dedicated to Zygote, and why he can't possibly be deceased, featuring a foreword by IBM Watson who can testify to his whereabouts.

Last I checked, he hadn't played chess in like eight months. He's definitely dead.

very, very odd

Zyg came to me in a dream and told me to take Geno's Fritos

He would.

I talk to zyg regularly. He likes only good writers, that write goodly I guess.

I didn't tell him the new site because you're all wack as fuck.

Hell hath no fury like a bb scorned.

Good to write for a purpose again. Not sure whats goos with you @Pent uP ..but ive written two verses already.. ones a throw away and really just would have been a bad showing. So i threw it in om just because. But my second one is complete. And im ready to post when you are. I went 34 or 36. Lets keep it trim.

expect mine by midnight pst