i'm thinking of buying a boat.
 

i am boat cat meme.

Bro, the title for this thread caught my eye.

Rt, I was on the beach all weekend and I saw this old sailboat for sale. I was totally like, I should buy that shit, fix it up and charge folks for boat rides for a living. I pictured myself enjoying the fuck out of that lifestyle.

i think you should do it.

Penny wise da goat of clownz. Fuck Juggalo.

@Diode werd. I have decided I want a way chill ass job now. I was chill as fuck by the beach, that shit is like super relaxing. I could be about that life.

Captain Batty, The Jean Luc Picard of the Gulf Coast.

Nigga I'm William Shatner

I'm starting Starting to see spaceships on bankhead

What kind of boat sir?

21' bowrider

I'm thinking of being a boat

do you think there are people out there with a boat fetish?

There are all sorts of weird fucking people out there so I wonder lol

"Ooooh that keelside bow has got me at full mast"

lmfao

Word any in mind yet or is this early stages/just a thought?

Lol.

PM sent (seller's phone number is in the ad and don't want these weirdos calling him)

good investment if you're in the carolinas.

here in the midwest you're basically pissing away money to harbor the damn thing 8 months out of the year.

I'm thinking of buying a moat...


like castle owners

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.ph...252#post483252

U ready to drop er wat?

obviously I know about the verse dickbreath, I checked in this morning. Why you stalking me?

you gonna use it in the OCEAN THO

if so i recommend not getting it. thats for dummies. you're no dummy.

but if your taking it in rivers and lakes and shit i'd do it if i was you.

couple years ago i went with my buddy down on the ohio river and there was like this island and shit with chicks getting drunk and shit and people just everywhere in boats, it was like that thing in arizona, except on a river that seemed to barely be moving and with an island.

lol.

Why not the ocean? Higher likelihood of damage from large waves?

Oh and also salt water would probably corrode the boat slowly over time and Ocean water is disgusting from all the garbage we pour into it

I'm going to buy a burrito?

i don't fuck with the ocean yo

i've developed an irrational unhealthy fear of it for little to no reason at all considering i havent swam in it since i was like 7 or 8, and i havent seen it in person since i was like 12.

my thing is like yo, espescially with a relatively small boat like that. the ocean is enormous. i don't knolw how people BOAT THO. like do you just cruise around off shore and like drop anchor well within sight of the shore? or are you trying to VENTURE out on your own fishing trips?

i dunno. it just scares da god

but as i get older i realize i have weird caveman fears of basically every mode of transportation not involving my feet.

but yea the ocean just seems like a giant pool of misery death and foolishness. how much WATER can you store? when you run out of gas and all your electronics go out can you navigate by the stars/compass? OH WAIT. you're out of gas and your boat has no sail. so you basically gotta sit out baking under the sun catching turtles to eat and drinking their blood and rain water while hoping your boat gets drawn into a current that is a trade route and then you gotta hope the giant trading vessel sees you before smashing you to BITS and what if its a SOMALI PIRATE or JAPANESE WHALERS

ATLANTIC. PACIFIC. INDIAN. WHO KNOWS MAN FUCK THAT

uh oh that makes little to no sense.

I went to the mall the other day with this girl and while we were in Victoria's Secret I was counting all the cameras we passed by haha, I can get the caveman shit, I feel that, I'm against surveillance and all that BS myself

i will concede that this post is correct.

i also however think my post was correct.

we've reached a special thing i call a conundrum. bask in the glory of knowing that this was all for NAUGHT

OR SHOULD I SAY NAUT(ical)

I'M HIGH

Ego.

Been hitting up the beach a lot lately

Good energy

Hit up a waterfall saturday, found an arrowhead made out of quartz

I grew up on the coast, so being in boats was a regular occurrence.

It really isn't something to be afraid of.

Finger lakes bro

All sorts of spots like that

People will meet up like 30 40 boats deep and rage

If you have to think about buying a measly boat that size then you need to get your money up. That's light. Fuck boy happy he talking to a bunch of under $100ks

There's nothing wrong w/ boats

If I could do cocaine on one right now I would but I can't B3cause lol

Exactly, I have a motorboat. Same thing your mother use to love.

This is why you suck at text battles

Yiu steal jokes from a show fez hosted 10 years ago

You own nothing

Oh please. I make you relevant.

We could pink slip if you'd like. Otherwise don't speak hun.

i think you should do it.

you should probably archive all your battles or whatever it is you care about.

the next time i get drunk i might just go ahead and purge all your accounts.

this is a friendly head's up.

Oh please, all battles I care about are on other sites. I'm on RB now. This site is a joke and we all know it.