"Stardust, nugga you got the juice now" -batty
 

Cody Rhodes is the whitest member of the Rhodes family.

Cody Rhodes is the whitest wrestler.

Cody Whites might be the whitest American ever.


This is that motherfucker's wife tho:




http://www.wwe24seven.com/images/35/eden-stiles-141.jpg

https://c4.staticflickr.com/4/3876/1...f4ea8dd8_b.jpg

http://www.divaswrestlers.com/wp-con...ody-Rhodes.jpg

^ this nigga knows he won, looking like a somber iguana and shit.

Those psuedo-negro Samoan twins ain't pulling in quality pussy like this, trust. Cody is that dude, salute.

PS- she's the ring announcer chick in WWE.

TITTIES ALMOST AS BIG AS DUSTY'S

Maybe not almost tho.

Gross

Yeah, kinda.

I'm not impressed

"Hard times" indeed sir.

He's just a common man, working hard with his hands.

I tell you what hard times are brother, hard times is when a man works his whole life, only to get laid off, and they give him a watch, that's hard times.

hard times is when you married to a woman who is so stunning that her eyes alone break your dick off every time you try to sit down in jeans. that's hard times.

Art, bro. My eyes got tears in them.

bet his half brother sleeps in the closet all day waiting for them to come home and softly masturbates with his tears while shattered dreams plays in the background

she just looks like she's boring. like even in bed.

looks like the type that only does missionary, while holding her hands over her nipples (like in that photo), and says "oww" when you put any kind of weight on her

you sound like a faggot right now.

She got a lil pouty pussy tho

That thing mean boy

i really care about your opinion. tell me more about your thoughts on me so i can change immediately

You acting real Geno right now bro. Take a break. Log off.

yes sir, but before i log off...are there any other suggestions that'll make me better in your eyes?

Yes. Cut off All ties to geno. He is cancer.

ok buddy...


logging off now

Uncle Phil this is what I be talking about bro, this is like the end to the movie Se7en where the dude knows if he does it he will be a deadly sin himself and then he does it anyway. You are capable of so much more... you got dope ideas about cereal and you like shit like knifeguns but bro, your thoughts on females is why you stay taking that midnight train to turkey bacon for one land.

This ain't hate, this is an intervention.

it's an opinion batty.


she looks boring to me.

who cares?

I know, Phil... I know but it's about how you got to that opinion. I've seen hot boring bitches before but I ain't gonna jump to conclusions ya know... maybe she's like Zelph's girl and just ain't never been fucked by an actual lifesize savage manbeast? Maybe once she jumps off the Make-a-Wish service she could get turned out, yanno?

Where you jump to opinions, I jump at opportunities... we just different like that. I'm trying to look out for you cause while you eating turkey bacon, I'm eating pussy...

And turkey bacon too, that shit is delicious, can't front. Put it in paper towels in the microwave for 3:33 and that shit is crisp as fuck.

NSFW:
http://nudewwedivas.forumcommunity.net/?t=56902794

^ looks fun to me, dawg.

I'd suck tge pigmentation off the pussy tbh

She's bad

I didn't say she was boring, just looks it. In my opinion she LOOKS like a boring lay.

read this in Muffs voice and had to go outside to catch my breath

lmaaaooooo I cant

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5589/1...3ed4f753_b.jpg

Still looks like she'd be a cold fish in bed bro. She's pretty, just doesn't have the look that says she's an active partner in bed. Sowwwy

I'm not sure how familiar you are with black girlology, but she poured a bucket of ice water over her hair. That means she will do anything in bed.

At this point, I feel like it is my duty to get you on board...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtK2k2W-HbQ

Plus a G like me loves getting stuck up girls to get dirty, so even if she is stuck up forreal, I'd have her doing ATM on the first date.

Certified G...Bona-fide thug..

i dont know who cory rhodes is but he is most likely winning

Phil I gotta keep it 100 with you.

you are either A) a homosexual and/or B) just disagreeing to seem different

call it.

I co sign this, but it is certified G bonafide stud bro.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYJDjsZH-ic

i don't understand the pathology of enjoying pro wrestling as a grown adult.

is it the storylines? or the acrobatics / choreography? is it like the circus mixed with a soap opera?

genuinely curious

You're wrong about both. But I understand how this corner of the internet works.


Whatever you wanna think is correct, is always up to you.

ok so....which one of the two am I the most wrong about, choice A or choice B?

Yeah, but I'm a certified "thug".

AND YOU CAN'T LEARN THAT.


I would poke a hole through a Fruit Roll-up and dart tongue this bitch's starfish.

Turn her nigga into Cuckoldust

if a girl is boring in bed, by definition, that means you're doing it wrong.

Lmao. Well maybe one day, when you're further into a world of experiences with more people....you'll come across one or two women that curl up like fried shrimp as soon as you put your dick in them.

They tense up and EVERYTHING you do hurts.


Skills and motion won't matter once you come across that situation.

What you're saying is seriously just plain ignorance

@geno to punch the bitch in her head after she reaches fried shrimp climax