How do I get girls to touch my weiner?
 

They call it the dingleberry because it's so stinky and small.

What kindve advice r u looking for here?

It won't get bigger. I guess ull have to work on cleaning it better?

U do drugs too....so u can give them drugs....this will help

I've reached a glorious age where women have been trodden down by life and have relinquished any bit of self esteem long ago.


Plus my dick is niether small nor stinky

U should prolly go with drugs and alcohol

Look at it this way, it may be small but at least its thin.

Log off

Mustachio why?

Please intentionally provoke a masterpiece out of your goop

I was thinking about decking it out with sum flowers or sprinkles or something.

But I think bags is saying I should dip my Thang in booze, but I'm afraid of feeling the burn more than I already do..

Nigga you've been banned still posting n shit

Heed your own advice you ol crusty ass

Haven't been banned. I gave you sound advice since you dont get pussy.

You're gonna have to get funny real quick. Make a chick laugh and her titties will be out in NO time!

Besides when you have them constantly laughing, it'll take the sting off when they laugh at your tiny smelly penis.


PM me how it worked out for you.

Don't listen to this guy. Zero success with closing.

The nerve.

But the front door is locked

My dick often smells less than special
They still touch it



It'll be ok figgy
I promise

Girls aren't letting you in the back door either.

You've never had a girl with any self respect.

Lololol right on

Fig...I gave you some rep, hope you feel better

Hahaha nooooo

Hush be swamp nuts'n these hoes

Noooooooo

im surethere's a difference between the smell of smegma fermenting and sweat balls my nigga

Js

Figs talking hazmat shit

lol srsly?

@Allen Knight

Did I say girls?

I meant men. Strong, burly men.

Keep doing what your doing eventually ull find a dick in your ass

When life hands you dick, you're probably innovator

OK Drencrom

i was wondering why the last post in every thread was this new guy with a stupid looking username

now it makes sense

Here's some rep. Thanks for your time.