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Hush 04-30-2015 04:35 PM

Geno and muff need keybaords with breathalyzers on em
 
Niggas sloppy as fuck boarding inebriated

El Muffin 04-30-2015 04:36 PM

Hahaha

Legit thread if I'm being 100

Urban Dialect 04-30-2015 04:51 PM

side note: check it, Super Models soak tampons in alcohol then insert, that's how they get drunk<- REal shit, they do it so they don't gain weight from it

you can also take it in the ass if you wanna bypass the breathalyzer

Badweather 04-30-2015 05:02 PM

Giving you rep took you from 7 to 2028782


My rep hand is way strong

El Muffin 04-30-2015 05:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Dialect (Post 478732)
side note: check it, Super Models soak tampons in alcohol then insert, that's how they get drunk<- REal shit, they do it so they don't gain weight from it

you can also take it in the ass if you wanna bypass the breathalyzer

What in the fuck

You sounded well versed on the subject matter

Hush 04-30-2015 05:39 PM

Smfh

This boy urbandialect need a time out

Certain 04-30-2015 05:45 PM

Urban Dialect is trying to get people to shove things into their assholes without understanding how a breathalyzer machine works.

Should we just ban him for a few days?

Mr. J 04-30-2015 05:48 PM

Ban him for a few weeks

Urban Dialect 04-30-2015 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 478739)
Urban Dialect is trying to get people to shove things into their assholes without understanding how a breathalyzer machine works.

Should we just ban him for a few days?

i don't think you understood what i was saying ...

you can funnel some alcohol up your ass to get drunk, in you're case you can use your pussy, either way you'll still pass the breathalyzer

Geno 04-30-2015 06:24 PM

Dead.
So true

Geno 04-30-2015 06:27 PM

Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it

Urban Dialect 04-30-2015 06:30 PM

yes, at time's i'll be spitting out random information on some Bull shit, but it's in hopes that one of you fucks will take it, and maybe one day flip it in a verse and turn it into a fire ass line or something. who knows.. but i'm not giving up on ya'll, i still believe

Certain 04-30-2015 06:30 PM

No, you will not pass a breathalyzer test. Breathalyzer machines text your blood-alcohol level. Entry point has nothing to do with it.

Are you Trademark?

Urban Dialect 04-30-2015 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide (Post 478749)
Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it

I'm going to have to throw the yellow flag and blow the whisle

Urban Dialect 04-30-2015 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 478752)
No, you will not pass a breathalyzer test. Breathalyzer machines text your blood-alcohol level. Entry point has nothing to do with it.

Are you Trademark?

i'm the Bonecollector, fuck Trademark's bitch ass, and i stand corrected on the blood alchool level ones, they do take a blood sample now

Hush 04-30-2015 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Dialect (Post 478751)
yes, at time's i'll be spitting out random information on some Bull shit, but it's in hopes that one of you fucks will take it, and maybe one day flip it in a verse and turn it into a fire ass line or something. who knows.. but i'm not giving up on ya'll, i still believe

I think what u meant to say was u talk out the same ass u shove ur winecoolers up

Urban Dialect 04-30-2015 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 478758)
I think what u meant to say was u talk out the same ass u shove ur winecoolers up


lol.. stfu

Wise Wiggles 04-30-2015 06:42 PM

Jesus christ. That's actually how little high schoolers get drunk in class. In turn they get alcohol poisoning except there's no way to pump the alcohol out of their stomachs so it's very bad. It's like 8 times more potent because it bypasses the liver. And Urban Dialect is NAQ.. Correct me if I'm wrong. And Certain is correct, lol, measures blood alcohol content.

Badweather 04-30-2015 06:48 PM

Urban dialect trolling hard as fuck.


Hey naq!

El Muffin 04-30-2015 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide (Post 478749)
Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it


Lol.

..


Wait


What

El Muffin 04-30-2015 07:26 PM

Gone @ geno gettin an incredible hulk shot up his ass in the name of scienc3

Ghost1 04-30-2015 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide (Post 478749)
Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it

This post tho.


.....

Split Eight 04-30-2015 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genocide (Post 478749)
Tp clea this up. Taking it in the ass will not pass the breathalyzer.
I did a study rehab treatment for a month in nih in md. They injected drink of my choice, hennessey, Hypodermically and then studied my response to things.

I still had the taste and breath of a man who drank it

Yeah this

Ur blood has alcohol in it

When that blood gets to ur lungs, only a super thin membrane separates that blood from the air in ur lungs, this is how u get oxygen

it's thin enough that alcohol diffuses through as well

all of ur blood cycles thru all of your body, bc blood without oxygen is useless.

if any of your blood has alcohol it'll eventually make its way to your breath

Split Eight 04-30-2015 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 478758)
I think what u meant to say was u talk out the same ass u shove ur winecoolers up

repped

Ghost1 04-30-2015 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr Dog (Post 478792)
Yeah this

Ur blood has alcohol in it

When that blood gets to ur lungs, only a super thin membrane separates that blood from the air in ur lungs, this is how u get oxygen

it's thin enough that alcohol diffuses through as well

all of ur blood cycles thru all of your body, bc blood without oxygen is useless.

if any of your blood has alcohol it'll eventually make its way to your breath

yea that's definitely wat geno said.
lmaoooooo

Seriously tho. I can't read his post without smiling lol.

Split Eight 04-30-2015 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bagsworth Bentley (Post 478806)
yea that's definitely wat geno said.
lmaoooooo

Seriously tho. I can't read his post without smiling lol.

lool I somehow skimmed that

they let him... choose the liquor that they shot into his rectum...?

Today I learned Genocide has tastebuds. in his ass.

Hush 04-30-2015 09:02 PM

Wait so

Last time they had a sleepover at Genos mom house they conducted a "study" which consisted of seadad injecting 20ccs of henndog into Genos poopshoot?



I fuxking hate u guys

Ghost1 04-30-2015 09:04 PM

This the thread that keep on giving

I personally welcome our new cognac suppository overlords.

El Muffin 04-30-2015 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hush (Post 478825)
Wait so

Last time they had a sleepover at Genos mom house they conducted a "study" which consisted of seadad injecting 20ccs of henndog into Genos poopshoot?



I fuxking hate u guys

lol hush u got my niggas wondering Waht I'm geekin @

I screamed

Ghost1 04-30-2015 10:07 PM

Why u don't hang out w women ever tho

El Muffin 04-30-2015 10:13 PM

worry about your own pussy famo

we good over here

Ghost1 04-30-2015 10:29 PM

No u not lol

Allen Knight 04-30-2015 10:47 PM

all u niggas on here to much.

Vulgar 04-30-2015 10:55 PM

I'm drunk out my ass right now.

Badweather 04-30-2015 11:13 PM

I had like 40 beers in 5 hours

Split Eight 04-30-2015 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Muff (Post 478838)
lol hush u got my niggas wondering Waht I'm geekin @

I screamed



instant replay:
http://www.askheartbeat.com/ahb2010/...depression.jpg

El Muffin 05-01-2015 12:01 AM

LMFAO

good one

oats 05-01-2015 05:18 AM

I've done a butt chug before. all I did was shit up a storm immediately after the tube left my butthole

Strikta 05-01-2015 10:45 AM

Wtf?

Nigga did a dbl of Hen up his butthole thooo.

Lol

Niggas is retarded as shit.

Geno 05-01-2015 10:49 AM

werd, on the rocks -at that


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