traveled a half hour by train and still didn't get any pussy...
 

Bitch said she just wanted to see me, downed some nyquil and coughed herself to sleep.


I'm laying there with my dick in my hand like "you serious?"


To make matters worse, I wake up at 7 and try to wake her up and she's like "you're never coming over here again if you're trying to be up at 7 am on a Saturday..."

So, I got up and walked to Harris teeter and buy eggs, cheese, turkey bacon, a toothbrush. She won't get out of the bed, and doesn't say thanks for the shit I got for her.

I start watching Gordon Ramsay's kitchen rescue and making a bunch of food puns while she's in bed being rude about how cheesy the puns are.

She's not getting out of bed.


10:50 rolls around and I just gather my shit, and put my jacket on.

Suddenly....

Bitch is out of bed.

I hope her boyfriend cheats on her and breaks her heart.

I mean she doesn't have to get up when YOU get up nah mean?

It would be courteous..considering she wanted to see u

730 lol nigga u were mad excited

But Yea 10 ish? Bitch shud been up

That's just rude ho

U should of jerked off on her back while she was sleeping then dipped out

When read with ur sig this post was legit 10/claytonsafaggot

What?

Let's not get sidetracked.


This is about me failing to get laid.

Better luck next time kiddo

Kinda funny you bought her eggs after she denied you entry into her eggs

I understand that hurt people try to hurt other people.


PM me when you're ready to talk about it.

Lol i have a wife. In house pussy you know thst means

Lmfao...soooo much rep!! Hahahaha

I was woke from a peaceful slumber last night specifically to have sex.

3 times.

We had very different nights.

I feel for you tho my brother, I have been in similar situations.

Yo, whoever it is...they've been murking me with these tags!! Lmao holy God!

Whatever happened to rape?

Not enough rep to spread

Logging into admin cp to give you max rep

Double post

You have max rep

Will have to rewrite code to make it so I can rep you further

Moving tonight and tomorrow but there is no time to waste. Fiancée will have to move the furniture

That's what happens when you play caboose to a buncha other dudes

lol coz true

Lmfao true shit. Rep

Hahaha. I also must spread so add sum to urself from urs truly as well.

This nigga bought her groceries

Fuck off to rb gook

Lol hey sweety.

I guess she doesn't like faggots...

(Sigh)

I guess she doesn't like faggots...

(Sigh)

You're a better man than me. I woulda of left that night. And prolly would of taken the TV remote with me.

Yuck @ turkey bacon.

& lol @ u as well.

Ouch

Prolly kissed her on the forehead before you left, faggot.

Lol you spent time with a girl and didn't treat her like a piece of shit, you faggot!!!

Hahahahahahahah

lmmfao.
i never had this kind of problem.

basically its like wise said.

y9ou dont exactly treat them like shit. but you come out with the most duscgusting sense of humor. usually if she the type to fuck on night one. then she gonna laugh at you jokes. maker laugh -destroy her fucking face with smiles. then fuck it. its a package deal

I make everyone laugh cuz i'm just a naturally funny cunt.

True story.

Haha haha haha haha


Nope

they have teeter all the way up there now?

Teeter nationwide my nigga

It's terrible. More expensive than Giant with the same or worse shit. It wants so much to be Wegman's but isn't even close.

teeter has been around way longer than wegman's.

the kroger buyout a year and a half ago has ruined a lot of what made them great though. eliminated a lot of in house brands, bulk fresh produce and meat options, a LOT of coupon and/or sale deals, etc.

i do love wegman's and would kill for them. until then, our options around here are (mostly) teeter, publix, bi-lo, walmart. food lion is on life support and piggly wiggly shut down just about everywhere (i miss the pig!).

teeter is golf cart distance from my house so that's where we shop.

Yeah, I know Harris Teeter has been Charlotte's grocer for years. I mostly was focused on the prepared foods, where their options and layout bear a striking resemblance to a much shittier version of Wegman's.

I've heard Publix is the way to go, but there aren't nearly as many. It's mostly Food Lion and Harris Teeter.