yes niccurs
 

I am makajibbz reppin site narialand.com. Dopest on site at flowz and want to bring my game to new scene. How do u rap here?

this is not real
@Hugh G Rection


on the off chance you're not eddie here's where we have battles

http://www.netcees.org/showthread.php?t=118208

guys this site is real and they're doing a newbie tourney


http://www.nairaland.com/rap-battles

@Malachi as reining king of newbs you gotta get in there bro

thanks

MAKAJIBS? IM OUT HERE RAPING KIDS.
DUMPING EM IN RIVERS AFTER I SHANK THEIR RIBS
OR IS IT MACK A JIBS? I'M OUT HERE RAPPIN KID
DON'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO FLOW AFTER. I MASTERED THIS.
I'LL EAT A CRACKER QUICK. WITH A LITTLE MACKEREL FISH.
A LITTLE SLICE OF CHEESE AND A HAMMER ACTION FIFTH
SO GET TO DUCKIN. WHEN I GET TO BUCKIN
I'M HITTING EVERYTHING BUT MY TARGET. WHO'S NEXT TO WANT IT
I'LL MOLEST YOUR COUSIN. BACKSLAP YOUR NEPHEW
BURT BACARACK WITH A MACK AND VEST TOO.
I'MA CURB CRACK YOUR BACK WHEN I SUPLEX YOU
THEN THE BIG MAC ATTACK WILL BE MY NEXT MOVE
HITTING MICKEY D'S HIGH OFF PILLS AND PESTLES
MORTAR YOUR DOME LEAVING A MIST OF RESIDUE
I ADD SYLLABLES TO FLOWS AND STILL KILL IT. CAN YOU?
NOPE YOU SUCK NIGGA GO EAT A SHARPENED PENCIL
I'LL TEAR APART YOUR LENTELS. YOU A VEGAN NIGGA
I'LL LEAVE A GINGER SHOT IN YOUR KALE TO WATCH EM SHAKE (OHHHH)
YOUR BITCH IS NOT THAT GREAT. I'LL STILL BEAT CHEEKS
PULL UP TO HER CRIB IN THE BRONCO LIKE BEEP BEEP
COME OUT BITCH PAPAS HOME. IM A FUCKING MONSTER CLONE
A CREATION A BOTONIST WOVE INSIDE A FORGOTTEN STOVE
I COME FROM PLANT MATTER MIXED WITH LOTS OF DRO
SMOKED WITH BEEF IN A TEEPEE WITH THE NAVAJO'S

KILLA

Lmao @ Nigerian rap

NARNIA HUH? I'M IN A CAR WITH YOUR MUM
SPEAKING BRITISH WITH THE TEETH TO MATCH
ROCKIN CARHARTS IN THE SUN.
YOU SEE ME PARKED BETTER RUN
THE AMOUNT OF SHOTS FROM THE K MAKE IT HARD TO FLEE IN FACT
I'M A G YOUR WACK
SOMEBODY GIVE EM AN L
SO I CAN TAKE IT FROM HIM AND SMOKE IT ON A MISSION TO HELL
I FIGHT DEMONS AND WRITE SEQUENCES THAT FIT ONTO BEATS
YOU LIKE BEATING YOUR WHITE MEAT TO SHIT ON THE STREET
WHAT
I'M ILL EVERYTHING ELSE IS INCONSEQUENTIAL
NIGERIA? WHAT I'M TRANSCONTINENTAL
YOUR TRANS
GENDERED

OHH

BARS IN ABUNDANCE
THE CHICKS I PORK WOULD FART ON YOUR MOTHER BEFORE ASKING ME TO BARF ON A MUFFIN

KILLA

niccur ur so weak even ur Dam give me tail {Kitty-Cat} and head,
ma flows too fierce leave u hard to sleep like erected dicks in bed//
tinkin ur game while i played u like lotto card, now watch me fist blow and leave u bloody like used sanitary pads, //
Even if u turn an slowpoke u wouldnt still spit, ,
buh like i once swallowed a toilet i spit poo, //
Guld ur blood, scatter ur flesh and u will be ate /8/ like u came b4 /9/,
This ur last lap, like ur sittin on a sim, ur ass is on the line//
even if u were microsoft u wouldnt still excell /ecell/
who would recognise u after diss, my punches left u ape shaped like gareth bale//
talkin bout fame, ur flows to lame i think they need clutches,
and i'll be killin u like hunger u gotta be at my service like churches//
flow so tight like a virgin in menses,
aint takin john cena buh u cant see me even if u got new lenses//
uhoh is still on point like ur sewing machine, ,
u will suffer alot like soldier durin matching,

Pleeze stahp

MAN ALL I DO IS SPIT.
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU ATE A BUNCH OF HUMAN SHIT
CHEWED IT UP AND SWALLOWED A SPITTOON OF IT
MY PLATOONS LEGIT.
WE'LL SHOW UP IN THE NIGHT AND SHOOT YOU IN THE HEART
SHOUT OUT TO CUPID BITCH
YOU GOT A STUPID DICK.
MINE IS LIKE AN ELEPHANTS TRUNK
IT HANDS ME MISCELLENOUS STUFF OFF OF SHELVES WHEN IM DRUNK

KILLA

YOU COULDN'T MATCH AN L WITH A BLUNT?
WHAT
THATS THE SAME THING? OH WELL GIVE IT UP.
IM DA BEST

YOU WILL DIE A MISERABLE DEATH
WHEN I KARATE KICK YOUR HEAD WHILE INVISIBLE YEP
I GOT A CLOAK OF INVISIBILITY
WHILE YOU GROPE FOR YOUR INNARDS THAT SPILLED I'LL BE STILL GETTING ILLER G

like u speakin wit ya nose, u don talk pass ya mouth
Like dates, fuckah ima take u out, //
I'm over those (overdose) u and ya lame rhymes. Me i cant shout,
YDK lives to have uhoh meatstaff in his mout//
I put drinks and foods in a tray just to serve tru GOD
So i no go shock (chalk) wen i see ya lame flows duh i get bored (board)//
Niqqa if u ball for real den madrid must be in mess
Cos ya lines leave a pool (liverpool) of wackness//
Walking into the law court wid a gun u still wouldnt drop a bar
i DISS PLAY (display) like i do beef for fun. Niqqa ur as fake as belgium car//
Ima batter-ya-skull den scatter-ya-ball like a player wid no skills
ima crack-ya-ribs like comedians den pack-ya-hips so u knw how pain feels//
i gat u on ya kneels, now ur next to the feet (defeat)
Kissing a Dam wit mouth odour is the only time u gon spit, //
Ima split ya head into two so u can think twice,
Only time u gon be feeling high is having emotion for flies, //
Braaaaaaaaaa

god fucking dammit

BARS

I like u uhoh haha... u mite be best on site righ na but mebbe we see about that later? I tink u culd na handle my bes

Lmfao

Narnia like the wardrobe?

tempted to sticky this tbh

Are you DG's brother?

I just fell out of my house.

lmao

THE CHICKS I PORK WOULD FART ON YOUR MOTHER BEFORE ASKING ME TO BARF ON A MUFFIN


fucking slayed lmaooo
prince of narnia os DOA
the lion
the witch
and the wardrobe are done for

This nairaland site is real guys.

I actually browsed the site b4 n yes it's legit and surprisingly quite active

But yes..I think they are all from Nigeria

Is that fkn insane or what?

Txt isn't dead. Lyrs saved us.

Tempted to sig

That elephant segment was dope af

Lol he said

Your ass is on the line like ur sitting on a Sim card

^how u know he's legitimately from nigeria

Smart phone craze over there. Sim cards errywhere

Lol site is fascinating.

they hAve a disc board..and one of the threads is fucking politically charged like a mfer.

Dude made a thread complaining about Yoruba transgressions against Ikba or some shit. N dude was like FUCK PDP SWINE MAY THEIR ANCESTORS DROWN IN THE JIZZUM OF HAILLE SELLASSIE

Then other dude was like on may 24 if bikal doesn't win elections..all YOU LOYALIST AFOLABI SCUM WILL DIE



I was like Oh shit

Shit gettin real nigga

#Hotel Rwanda

But durung this tirade (in other threads) they are all communicating about hiphop.

Once it gets political?

Omfg

Lol. Poppcorn

now that this thread has been muff'd i'm all like:

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/...camhmyup15.gif

All pompous faggotry aside, go check some of that shit out when u have the free time.

Some of them genuinely want to kill each other.

can't say iVe seen anything like this in my life.

Are u familiar w/ the Rwandan genocide @Diode

This is somewhat equivalent to the hutus and tutsis being able to informally communicate w/ each otger

Am I weird for being absolutely, unequivocally facinated by that?

GUILTY AS CHARGED

THAT FKN 8NTERESTING TO M3 MAN

diode mfuf pleez niqqas dis rap site na? shuld b like de man uhoh n spit raps

Yeah u right my bad buddy

If only I could get the rest of these disc Nigs to obtain that attitude

Lol

this dude just won nbl

everything he said was pretty interesting lol

That's what I thought? Tbh

Like the site genuinely fascinates me

N I don't see how what I talked about wouldn't gauge some interest

Unless u have disdain for other countries (I'll play devils advocate:I kno where yall comin from)

Merica

But it's like text sprang up in the grassroots lvl over there I mean fkk they have thousands of members..who actively txt nevertheless !

Hmm

I'm registering now

I have to know what it's like

Layouts confusing

Apparently it's like just a gathering of everything Nigeria

But the text section is fucking masssssivvve

Lol they all write like 1999 bro. It's fkn awesome

I found this site when I found netcees in 2010

Fuck off

The Great Schism