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dress shirts. help a dirthuman
so i went shopping to get fresh for my sisters wedding
turns out dress shirts don't have human sizes on them. can one of you guys tell me what is the equivalent to a 2xl so i can just order one online like a modern hominid i just need like a white dress shirt. i was too weird to get measured and shit so i just copped a pack of wifebeaters and dresspants and a belt and left. gonna rock j's and a fitted THO needs to be some white trash present and reppin |
Joe Flacco average forever crippling contract.
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dancake what are you
i'm 6'1'' 225. i've thought i was 5'11 since 8th grade. when i was 19 i was 5'11'' and 3/4. but last week i was measured at 6'1''. im 25 now so i think im done growing? i thought i was done back in the day DOE but yea. everyone knows flacco's da god, he'll restructure his contract or we'll cut people and it will be worth it. now what does a 2xl size look like dress clothes wise like they got chest and arm length and shit. i got the shoulders of an iranian sheik, the barrel chest of a carthaginian and the gut of a barbarous pict. what does that translate too in measurements? |
nevermind
REP TO THE MAN THATS DEAD |
get something with french cuffs.
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Lmao
Description on some deadliest warrior type shit nigga you built like that bald ass arkadian dude from 300 Ykno dude that look like Veritas |
Why not get measured?
It won't be comfortable unless you do there's a reason they don't use l xl xxl etc it has to do with more than one part of the fit |
@uh-oh, four pieces of advice:
1. Get measured at JC Penney's or Macy's or where ever you were planning on going. It takes two minutes. 2. Don't buy shirts labeled "fitted." They're for in-shape people, not us. 3. Look for wrinkle-free because you definitely don't plan on ironing it. 4. Whatever they tell you the neck size should be (the number that's in the 17 or 18 range), go a half-size up. |
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bout to just cop this http://www.nautica.com/wrinkle-resis...t/4505343.html mainly because i can select the 2xl option and feel better since i've never bought a 2xl that was too big. i'd like a plain white shirt but she wants a white and light blue scheme and shit so i guess that would work? taking recommendations itt if it was up to me i'd wear jean shorts a wife beater and timberlands |
That shirt should be fine, but it's overpriced.
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go to TJ max or marshals where they got a fitting room
try the shit on |
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i can barely touch middlefinger to middlefinger/thumb to thumb around my neck
as i typed that i was thinking damn my neck is DIESEL but then i looked at the circle my hands were making IM PRIME FOR A CHOKING i need to roll around on my head like a wrestler or something |
get measured, stupid.
neck and sleeve. and don't look at msrp anything. kohl's has good deals on decent brands from time to time, especially around now when they do their gold star clearance. izod is good enough for you to not be dirt. i don't think you have belk there but something equivalent will also work. shop fit + sale, always. never buy off the internet. |
yea i just bought that nautica one yo
i wear a 2xl. thats all i needed to know. when i was physically at the store browsing, i didn't understand the sizes, and i aint the type to try shit on and ask for assistance so i just copped what i knew and bounced lol. (pants and belt) i don't need or want it to be super form fitting im going to be wasted in the sun with it half tucked in in the front sweating through a fitted hat and scuffing a pair of jordans LIKE A DOCTAH |
The fact ur only 25 really hurts my heart
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jordans and slacks and a nautica dress shirt with a fitted hat is really an awful look for a wedding dude. actually it's pretty terrible in general.
you're serious about that? |
Why are u so against getting fitted?
It's quick n easy bro..trust |
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ForMal informal Etc |
water baby head get this REPPPPP
also dead man it ain't that serious. i'm sure i will be the least dressed up, well maybe my pops, but still i don't do the dressy shit. i'm only doing the dress pants and dress shirt/tie to make my sister happy. i ain't out to impress nobody i'm beyond that also i've never been to a wedding i just know there is free booze and i'm obligated to be there |
Muff 3x retarded.
uh oh just go wearing jeans, suspenders, a tucked in flacco jersey, and a cowboy hat. alligator shoes. with a monocle and a bow tie (yes on the jersey). stand in the corner flipping a quarter while smoking a cigarette. say 'ciao' when you see people leaving. should be dope. |
Lmfao. This thread turned out good.
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always do the opposite of mufffffy
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uve nvr been to a casual wedding? Ppl in polos/jeans? |
The only casual wedding I have been to was my aunt's second wedding. (Her husband was on his third.) They basically turned it into a family reunion because they already had done the fancy services in past weddings.
@uh-oh, nothing looks worse than slacks and sneakers. Wear jeans (or Dockers/work trousers, if you have them) if you don't have decent shoes. Return the slacks and belt. I can't believe you dropped $70 on that shirt, though. You know they sell shirts with letter-based sizes at the same store you bought the pants and belt at, right? |
uh oh is 25?
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uhoh to drive this point home
I have never paid 70 for a shirt. |
I didn't read any of this shit
Just get measured, it takes 10 seconds |
black dockers, black shoes of your choice, and polo shirt (color of your choice)
Was at a wedding 2 weeks ago, trust this works. Wont be uncomfortable or sweaty btw no hats |
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i'd rather just pay 70 for an overpriced nautica. i appreciate all of your concerns. i'll post pics its in a couple months and you will all see i'm a fly hooligan and you will all be jealous you have went to weddings your whole lives looking like substitute school teachers |
For the love of god do not wear sneakers and a fitted with a dress shirt and slacks that is the stupidest fucking combo in clothing history
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They put the dress shirts (with numbers) in a different section than the more casual button-downs.
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I can picture his slacks baggy as fuxk just engulfing his entire sneaker whilst a Alvin Karpis esque button down flows uncontrolled in all its triple x glory
Top that off with a sweat wrinkled Cleveland cavs fitted and uh oh is a certified BASWe |
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congrats on paying near brooks bros. pricing for a middle of the road casual shirt though. |
im convinced u guys are trolling now
khakis with sneakers is fine wtf you never seen a dude with a nice buttondown wear a hat? also if izod is the same tier as nautica thats new to me. my whole life i avoided izod cuz everyone i know and have ever met considers it like dirt person shit white trash poor people clothes. nautica is mpre preppy white people shit i had a nautica bubble goose that was stupid dope never catch me in izod THO |
Iono. I love polos.
The way they fit,look etc Gladly spend 80$ a shirt on like 6 at a time Def worth the money..quality wise if I'm not mistaken |
n I was under the impression that Nautica used to be the shit back in late 90s early millennium. .but they have fallen off gloriously in regards to brand image etc
Similar to timberland |
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sorry breh. |
and again.. unless you are spending full $$$ on a full ensemble, getting one component with dirt others is stupid. so stupid.
and nobody cares what you are wearing. you don't engage with those kind of people. you live in dirt, ohio. |
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