Dirt Person General
 

General discussion thread for all dirt person activities.


Today I paid for 3 bags of ice and took 7. Then I mixed M&Ms and Mountain Dew into my microwave ramen

Did u really do that w the ramen?

Didnt the m&ms just melt? ...w the dew...? ...in the chicken broth?

I get that u are a dr.....and a dog

But...this seems questionabke

i thought this thread title was you summoning me tbh


today i worked in dirt and i'm currently eating 47 pizza rolls tho

I'm tired of people lying about shit they do with food on this fucking website.

Chill out ant. Fore Daniel collapses thine poop house on nights consecutive

gone at 47 pizza rolls.

Ok, imma keep it real...

Bought one of them bacon cheeseburger pizzas from Papa John's tonight.

That shit is dirtperson fire.

U shud do blogs


Facts

It's not my business but yo
I think u would excel

got no papers no money.

got weed and a bible tho.

heavenly puffs tonight.

i bought a loofah from walmart.

walmart got rid of their 12oz great value beef jerky which works out to $1/oz. i refuse to pay $9.99 for 9oz.

i go home without jerky.

my car needs gas and i have a $50 gift card for shell. i get there and their network is down, so cash only.

i drive home on fumes and wait for tomorrow.

My awd luxury car got stuck in sleet today

Had to use salt. And a shovel. With my own hands.

I grinded the crumbs in my easy bake oven into a luxurious meal of Holland Oats

lmao if ppl had a glass of water at my house, i refuse to fucking wash that shit, i just turn it upside down on the draining board to dry then put it back in the cupboard

fuck you and your water

i finally got my tax return today, been waiting for this moment since last april

jerked off in the work bathroom

You are really trying to win all the dirt person contests today

lol truth is I didnt do it today.. it was yesterday. and my credit score has been atrocious since 2010

I ate leftover pizza for breakfast.

I work at a restaurant. Everytime guests aak for raspberry tea & my staff was to lazy to brew it. I mix the sweet tea & pomegranate vitamin water together to give it to them.

It feels good to be a dirt person.

I work at a kiosk in walmart sometimes and since I don't ever go through the detectors I sneak me some protein bars once in awhile

I ran out of gas 5 times last summer

twice on the same trip to work

ive been continuously drinking room temperature cans of miller lite since 11 AM

am i doing it right?

no, you're just an ass.

do you have a follow-up to that?

i'm glad you're here. maybe the cypher thread will actually have time to recover from your shitty posts while you post shitty posts here.

@Wickid sorry you werent even talking to me but hey oh well

you jumped the gun my man @dead man

well, now i know how you really feel about me

I lol'd

jump a gun into your windpipe my man

Lmao. Reppped

bb drink milk bottle from shot glass with makeshitf nipple from condum i use on mustachia

Black been on an A+ boarding run lately. Props my man. Lol.. my man.

this was pretty much my standard Saturday/Sunday ritual tbcheesetopping

I got drunk off that pink bare foot moscoto from one of those thick plastic cups that uppity bitches drink water out of and then slammed my girl's face into bedspread/pillows, fucking her from the back, treating her like a mid evil whore. Nutted on her back and slapped her ass. Then smoked a menthol that crushes into a stronger menthol and ate some honey bunches of oats.

lmao

And .....repped.

Savage nig(ger).

I gave strikta about $13.50

Driving 75 beers to Connecticut for a weekend of partying, I have $15 for food and gas for the rest of the week

Got caught picking my nose while driving by a preteen girl in another car. Looked her dead in the eye and finished said booger removal as she made strange faces in utter dismay..

Lol that dogs a doctor