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Diode 03-01-2015 08:10 PM

ufc 184: rousey v zingano thread
 
lol lewis is so fat

Diode 03-01-2015 08:16 PM

potts had a kneebrah, a sttaight ankle, was setting up an armbrah from top side, and let that big dumb idiot escape each time

shameful

PancakeBrah 03-01-2015 08:37 PM

I don't much go for the whole titty fighter movement myself.

ill nik-A 03-01-2015 10:35 PM

Fights have been great, all have been finishes thus far, if I'm not mistaking

ill nik-A 03-01-2015 10:47 PM

Ellenberger / Koscheck next

I hope Koscheck gets trampled

ill nik-A 03-01-2015 10:48 PM

And look at me talk to myself about this water down card

Team Rowsy!

PancakeBrah 03-01-2015 10:51 PM

nik-a you the real mvp

Allen Knight 03-01-2015 11:07 PM

That was a weird choke out.

ill nik-A 03-01-2015 11:13 PM

It was and what's up with the fake foaming out the mouth

Allen Knight 03-02-2015 12:02 AM

Damn that was fast loll,

Diode 03-02-2015 12:19 AM

this has to be up there as one of the worst cards ever.

Certain 03-02-2015 12:58 AM

@Diode, could you defeat Ronda Rousey in a mixed martial arts match?

big baby 03-02-2015 01:18 AM

@Certain bb beat ronda up

Certain 03-02-2015 01:33 AM

Yeah, obviously.

oats 03-02-2015 08:32 AM

zero boarders on NC could beat Rousey in a fight. unbelievable talent.

uh-oh 03-02-2015 09:04 AM

i would beat the shit out of ronda rousey

although she is getting manlier and manlier each passing fight. her shoulders/ribs basically her TORSO is getting diesel and she's losing any appeal she had as a member of the female species

at the end of the day she is a WOMAN.

Certain 03-02-2015 10:29 AM

https://usatftw.files.wordpress.com/...nda-rousey.jpg

Strikta 03-02-2015 10:30 AM

Iono if I'm particularly tryna fight that bitch tho.

uh-oh 03-02-2015 10:50 AM

certain posts professional modeling type photo

meanwhile in reality

http://a1.fssta.com/content/dam/fsdi...390.high.0.jpg

Glossy Finish Dick Lips 03-02-2015 10:55 AM

I'd eat her ass after a full 15 minute scrap.

Where my ass eating niggas at?
@Hush @Strikta

PancakeBrah 03-02-2015 10:58 AM

I could beat up that ho.

Comes at me trying to armbar. I'm onto her tactic. Slap her in the tit. Start caressing. Her estrogen is in overdrive now. Killer instinct gone. In love. Go in for kiss...BUT PUT HER IN THE SHARPSHOOTER. SHE TAPS. I AM THE FEMALE UFC TITLE CHAMPION.

Glossy Finish Dick Lips 03-02-2015 11:01 AM

That bitch would body you, Daniel'son.

uh-oh 03-02-2015 11:05 AM

just punch her in the face she would immediately search out the nearest sink full of dirty dishes and remember her place.

seriously tho. worst case scenario, i miss with my first punch she moves quickly and judo throws me into an armbar. while she's dislocating my elbow i use my mole rat front teeth to take the ligaments from her leg in my face. she gives up my useless arm and is searching to mount/do some other shit.

i throw her out of the octagon. she has a dead leg and is crawling away. i have a dead arm. but i let myself out of the cage with the other one. i frog splash her from the announcers desk and use my undead hand to pummel her unconscience before i take my spoils of war. (her mangina)

Glossy Finish Dick Lips 03-02-2015 11:07 AM

Lol, what an imagination.

Strikta 03-02-2015 11:09 AM

Lmap that was a fulfilling read @uh-oh

PancakeBrah 03-02-2015 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amen (Post 467274)
That bitch would body you, Daniel'son.

You have no soul.

Eŋg 03-02-2015 11:55 AM

eh. i'd beat her up. just not in a cage.

Diode 03-02-2015 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats (Post 467257)
zero boarders on NC could beat Rousey in a fight. unbelievable talent.

there are weight classes for a reason.

Diode 03-02-2015 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Certain (Post 467239)
@Diode, could you defeat Ronda Rousey in a mixed martial arts match?

i'm not an mma fighter.

given her general lack of experience on the ground outside of judo newaza, however, i don't think i'd have too much of a problem with her in a bjj fight. she's 135lb and an early blue belt at best.

and please don't post that video of her with bj penn. he let he flow roll until the cameras were off. several accounts from the gym as to what happened when ronda tried to turn it up on him.

ill nik-A 03-02-2015 12:13 PM

That bitch would body Mayweather

Diode 03-02-2015 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ill nik-A (Post 467288)
That bitch would body Mayweather

oh hey dana didn't know you joined netcees

ill nik-A 03-02-2015 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diode (Post 467289)
oh hey dana didn't know you joined netcees

I disagree?

Glossy Finish Dick Lips 03-02-2015 02:22 PM

Lol Daniel'son.

oats 03-03-2015 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by oats (Post 467257)
zero boarders on NC could beat Rousey in a fight. unbelievable talent.


Strikta 03-03-2015 12:41 AM

That Daniel son shit is annoying af.

Mercules 03-03-2015 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dancake (Post 467273)
I could beat up that ho.

Comes at me trying to armbar. I'm onto her tactic. Slap her in the tit. Start caressing. Her estrogen is in overdrive now. Killer instinct gone. In love. Go in for kiss...BUT PUT HER IN THE SHARPSHOOTER. SHE TAPS. I AM THE FEMALE UFC TITLE CHAMPION.

hahaha word


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