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ufc 184: rousey v zingano thread
lol lewis is so fat
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potts had a kneebrah, a sttaight ankle, was setting up an armbrah from top side, and let that big dumb idiot escape each time
shameful |
I don't much go for the whole titty fighter movement myself.
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Fights have been great, all have been finishes thus far, if I'm not mistaking
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Ellenberger / Koscheck next
I hope Koscheck gets trampled |
And look at me talk to myself about this water down card
Team Rowsy! |
nik-a you the real mvp
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That was a weird choke out.
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It was and what's up with the fake foaming out the mouth
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Damn that was fast loll,
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this has to be up there as one of the worst cards ever.
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@Diode, could you defeat Ronda Rousey in a mixed martial arts match?
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@Certain bb beat ronda up
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Yeah, obviously.
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zero boarders on NC could beat Rousey in a fight. unbelievable talent.
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i would beat the shit out of ronda rousey
although she is getting manlier and manlier each passing fight. her shoulders/ribs basically her TORSO is getting diesel and she's losing any appeal she had as a member of the female species at the end of the day she is a WOMAN. |
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Iono if I'm particularly tryna fight that bitch tho.
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certain posts professional modeling type photo
meanwhile in reality http://a1.fssta.com/content/dam/fsdi...390.high.0.jpg |
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I could beat up that ho.
Comes at me trying to armbar. I'm onto her tactic. Slap her in the tit. Start caressing. Her estrogen is in overdrive now. Killer instinct gone. In love. Go in for kiss...BUT PUT HER IN THE SHARPSHOOTER. SHE TAPS. I AM THE FEMALE UFC TITLE CHAMPION. |
That bitch would body you, Daniel'son.
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just punch her in the face she would immediately search out the nearest sink full of dirty dishes and remember her place.
seriously tho. worst case scenario, i miss with my first punch she moves quickly and judo throws me into an armbar. while she's dislocating my elbow i use my mole rat front teeth to take the ligaments from her leg in my face. she gives up my useless arm and is searching to mount/do some other shit. i throw her out of the octagon. she has a dead leg and is crawling away. i have a dead arm. but i let myself out of the cage with the other one. i frog splash her from the announcers desk and use my undead hand to pummel her unconscience before i take my spoils of war. (her mangina) |
Lol, what an imagination.
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Lmap that was a fulfilling read @uh-oh
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eh. i'd beat her up. just not in a cage.
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given her general lack of experience on the ground outside of judo newaza, however, i don't think i'd have too much of a problem with her in a bjj fight. she's 135lb and an early blue belt at best. and please don't post that video of her with bj penn. he let he flow roll until the cameras were off. several accounts from the gym as to what happened when ronda tried to turn it up on him. |
That bitch would body Mayweather
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Lol Daniel'son.
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That Daniel son shit is annoying af.
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