SO LONG, JON JONES. WAY TO FUCK IT ALL UP.
 

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It's not that serious.

Damn

Just damn

dude's arrogance finally bit him in the ass and he can't 6-month slap on the wrist dui his way out of this one

his image/brand is going to take a nosedive for this

NOOOOOOOOO!(chopped n screwed)
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yea not that serious

that boy on that powdddddda hard for sometime now

fucking driving into telephone poles asking the cops if they can hear him now n shit

fkn lold

this works as an effective DUCK of alex gustaffson yet again tho

So the fuck what

He should be fighting niggas on coke tbh

Also Jon Jones is a big enough star and revered enough fighter that he could go full-Floyd Mayweather Jr. and make himself into an unbeatable heel ... if Dana White lets him.

I lol'd when I heard about it because he's always presented himself as a religious person or whatever, dudes. God didn't do cocaine, Jon.

But I really don't think this will effect him long-term. UFC needs him and they know it.

lmao

my dude sold to him a hand full of times

spotlight made him a dirt

cool dude before his bonnar fight

Should be a requirement before entering ring tbh

lol

That be dope asfuck haha. And theyd sniff gagers between rounds

fuckin gone

/thread

HOF this muhfucka fam

Drooled on myself laughing at this.


Fucking repped til death.

Lmaoo

was the test taken after his fight? What qualifies as "out of competition?"

@Diode, for such a genuinely intelligent person, you allow your emotions to overcome logic way, way too often.

As everyone else predicted, Dana White came out with a spiel about being concerned rather than upset. The test (which, yes, @kannon, was before the fight) actually shouldn't have included street drugs to begin with. Here are White's quotes, via Dave Doyle's Twitter feed:

Weed, coke, party drugs - cool
PEDs - not cool

Got it

how can he say coke doesnt help you? thats the stupidest shit ive ever heard

if i get coked up i could hit a heavy bag all day long. run laps all that shit, just keep hitting me with bumps and letting me berate you with a bunch of bullshit speech to keep me from getting bored and i could turn my pile of shit body into brock lesnar

This is incorrect.

only the brock lesnar PORTION

yes certain the immediate reaction from friggin REEBOK was no big deal

this thread was made for the lulz and my satisfaction of the smug prick having his ego taken down a notch by fucking up yet again

your analytical skills when it comes to the purposes of these types of threads needs calibrating

upside: got the jon jones scarface pic out of it

so there's that

also fuck dana white for calling jon jones the baddest man

cain velasquez would eat his breakfast, lunch, dinner, and evening sandwich

Reebok supports Jon Jones and says their relationship will not change because of this.

This will only encourage his ego. He looks more bulletproof than ever after what Dana White (predictably) said.

You made this thread because you make kneejerk reactions about everything you're invested in and gloat with a weirdly high level of schadenfreude.

The uncredited Photoshop effort that was all over Twitter and Instagram all day yesterday?

U ever done coke? Lol

absolutely

turns me into fucking superman

when i was 19 i got coked out and rode a bike like halfway across town when i was a fat sloppy uhoh. i hit a wire as i tried entering a parking lot, i didnt see it, it was like a cable blocking off the parking lot and it stopped the bike immediately i flew over the handlebars and got muffled. popped right back up pulled pebbles out of my hands and wrists and rode the bike like 3 miles to the homies house

thats just one time tho where it gave me stupid endurance, usually it just gives me the endurance to drink a billion beers and talk to people who are uninterested relentlessly

but the point remains

it would do nothing but help you

look at nfl players who take adderal. its speed. ngata wasnt taking that shit because he was tired and wanted to hang with his family during thanksgiving, he was taking that shit cuz he was tired and wanted to hit them weights yo

i don't see why coke would be different

it has no adverse effects on how your muscles respond, or how they heal

it may fuck with your appetite but i've never had that problem

take a bump periodically while working out. shits god energy

What about the crash bro?

never had it

it was probably masked by hangovers tho

and this is OHIO

so it was probably 1/16 coke, 7/16 speed, 8/16 aspirin lol

Yes. I pointed out Reebok because immediately when the story broke they said they stood behind him. As in everyone knew Dana and friends wouldn't just dump him.

Again, this was purely for my satisfaction of him fucking up.

Your analytical skills need calibrating. I make these threads all the time when people I don't like do bad things and use clickbait headlines to get the thread going. Search my post history. I do it all the time.

Have always done it.

Will always do it.

Only 2 days to go. Gutted. Colossal fuck up.

Oh shit nvm. I shoulda read on. The fights still on.

I'm an idiot.

I've been trying to tell you for like a year.