ayo but. my next item on the ole bucket list of sex is....im trynna pee on a bitch.
 

Real TAWK

For real.

Im legit gonna hose this bish down


I been like plottin on it like

Dang...i wonder how these fuckin peein ass weirdos be gettin down anyways...like....just wet the bitch down an fuck her bed up like FUCM IT HAHA AINT MY BED ...lol... or.....do i need to acquire a tarp? uh yes...HELLO SHITBAG LOWES WORKING FAGIT...show me to ur f8nest tarp! I have bitches to pee on!
I mean....logically i suppose the shower is the most reasonable approach

But im like NAH

I want that bitch to sit in my filth an let it soak into her skin for a bit while she reaches the lowest point in her life

Then im set the bitch on fire.

Solid goal I wish you nothing but success.

gotta ease them into it g

pee on her foot in the shower

IVE HEARD

I've done it & had it done to me.

Bitch actually gargled my piss lol

I had her pee on my back while laying on my stomach.. it felt dope af.

Was mostly beer/liquor piss... a very drunk & freaky night.

That wasn't a woman. And it wasn't pee.

Sure, bud.

I ain't your bud.

Ur going back on ignore if u don't stfu.

And bags the key to do this is the smooth transition. I recommend morning sex with morning wood into skeet multi stream pee combo.

Mwhahahahahhahahahaahhahaaha

Loooooooool


This is Pee rape V

Pee rape


Tho i hqve not fully ruled out pee rape....my intentions....how i had thought it ojt....would be to gain consent first....then i could unload....head bak....little yawn...a cough even...then squeeze my balls an get that last little dribble out

U oee rape a bitch an then she finna try to move away...then she becomes a movin target...i mean....if she moves off tbe tarp...an we at my place? Then i got kill her with punches. ALSO if shes a puncher....i could get a punch into my naked dick

I been punched in the dick before sure

It was awful. As we all know

But naked dick punch? I dont even wanna think about. Wat if she punch me square in my dick head an it forces my dick to go back into my stomach and i shit myself? How im gonna return the tarp now?

This is getting more an more complicated.

my dick is impervious to all forms of punches and blunt actions

the balls are another story however

and bags there is no such thing as pee rape

pee on her foot

don't just piss in a random room its 2014 there are bathrooms for this tomfoolery

OP questioning putting a finger in the ass of a fine woman but goes all in to get pissed on by a hoe.

Fraudulent faggot identified.

gone @ how im gonna return the tarp

Don't think I could find gratification in this

Lol wot? You missing the point bro and i am tired

I'd piss on a bitch, but not if its my gf.. That's disrespectful

But some random whore I met at a bar most definitely.. I'd gape her asshole n use it as a urinal

Lmfao omfg I'm literally in tears laughing reading this shit
Naked dick punch an tarp avoidance killed me lolololol

You gotta ask yourself why tho.

Hurt people hurt people.

But if you want a real tip, take the bitch to the beach when jellyfish are out. When she gets stung, tell her you gotta pee on it, it's the only remedy.

Then piss directly into her mouth.

Good luck Roy. I have been trying to get anthony to understand the hurt people concept for years. I mean he literally spreads stds. Smh. Maybe you can talk to him?

I wouldn't like this...i would feel like i'm degrading the girl.

Unless she likes it i guess, i'm open to most things.

The jellyfish plan will work, so maybe I have laid down a foundation of trust.

Batty either gives great advice or he decides not to give any advice at all and allow you to learn for yourself.

He is far from beaches though old friend...but yes hypothetically twould work.

How has your day been?

Do u piss and fuck or fuck then piss?

Hmmm

Imma need sum time on that one tbc

This is a crazy thought but fuck it, I keep it real with yall for the most part.

Get a boner, hug her and pee on both of you while hugging.

Fair. I still say that the morning is the perfect time. It has the highest percentage of simultaneously boner and pee. Also fair?

Pretty sure in the shower doesn't count. Otherwise I've already done this to at least 2 gfs I can remember. It's funny, don't think I could actually get off on it though.

Consent ks crucial

I will not be satisfied unless i know she is a complete scag and wants to be wet down

pee in her face an shit

An her tits

An then i fuck her

After the pee

While shes soaked in piss

This is wat i want

No childish tricks

We should consider the pre piss meal.. Do we go light? To soften the smell or guzzle down monster energy drinks and eat rare cooked steaks like the men we are? Endless options here guys. Certain food/drink combos can make urine smell worse or not at all, also affects color. You want a real gold shower or a light coloring? Should we bask her in the clear piss like we are dosing her in the holiest of waters? If we want to get dirty with the smell, I say eat 2-4 big bowls of Honey Smacks for the ultimate smell.

lol strikta wtf nigga

u a fkn veteran in this field

fkn piss poolin in the nape of ur back

fkn irrigation spine

lol my nigga

this thread too much

Strong post


considering i have decided to fuck her after shes coated w the piss.....id prefer an odorless stream

But why anthony?

Idk?

It came to me the other nite

Struck me like a bolt of lightning

Now ot haunts me


I wont be the same until i unload my bladder onto sum bish now

Hmm good choice, do you want a strong color? Or if it was to be my first time I would prefer no color or odor. The holy water approach would work best for beginners imo. Easier for her to get use to as well, gives the illusion of water. I'd say drink a gallon or so before the showering begins. I really wish you the best of luck in this endeavor my friend.

Don't judge one mans sexual desires. His may be different than yours but one thing is common, we seek pleasure. If he accomplishes this by urinating on a woman then that's awesome.

endure i heard broccoli either acts as a filter n eitger releases mioar toxins in ur piss or vice versa so theres that

it does something

cant remember

Name 3 women you respect and why?

lol.

dont judge a man by his sexual preferences


lol aight

but u cant tell me if bags was legit wantin a bitch to shit in his mouf yall all would see that nig in a diff light doe