this is the masterbation thread... (Muff tastes his own semen in this thread)
 

So i recently read a post in discussion where @dead man referred to it as "rubbing one off"

What codewords do u use for jerking it?
Ive always enjoyed referring to it as "killing my/yourself"

How often do u do it. What places have you done it... oddest wierdest places? Ever been caught?

I personally have jerked off every fuckibg where you could imagine and left seeds allover the place lmmfaooooooo

Dawg im offshore

haven't seen pussy In like 3 months

bruh

suave on deck

all im saying

I call it "squeezing one out" lol

and yes I got caught one time but I played it off like a g

Hahaha. I feel for you my G. Big ups

fuck this site

lol

I'm a bit upset that this was what you tagged me for, if I'm being honest.

dead man want 2 do acollao @dead man

:/
Were all men here. Either your ashamed of this. Or you lack sexdrive. But we ALL do it. Fact is... some of us probably have higher levels of masterbation practices than most people in the world. This is because of the level of surfing we do. i mean statistically. Men think think about sex ...what, 70perceng og the day? Give or take some numbers. Now you cant tell me that you dont wack the motherfucker driving these thoughts and sit there saying so oug og honesty. Dont be shy... lets have it. Where when and how much. Ive come clean. Ur turn u fuckz

i dont think about sex 70% of the day.

its a shitload of fleeting thoughts

not like i sit in thinking mans pose for 30mins str8 fantasizing

if thats a stat then i dispute it

Its a stst i saw somewhere. It happens. Subconsciiusly even

nigga this is a hiphop site jesus christ.

I often beat off to niki minaj on mute.

real nigga status.

Precisely.

Dick in ya hand, you missed the plan

@Phil you got a lot of explaining to do

lol

genocide wants to know where, when and how many times.




the type of grip and how hard you tug. do you palm it or do you use fingers.




weird thread.

haha. i wanna know

cass showmanship killing it

damn. cass got rnd 1 wrong thread, my bad yall. lol

I b jerking ignf

exactly how i would expect a real nigga to respond. you can see how the feminins respond itt also lol

yo lmaaaa this nigga cass laughing at hime while he nose to nose pointing at his chest that shit slayed me kahflaskdjfh

INCORRECT!

cass got imo. 2-1

omg at geno givin is a playbyplay on csss vs diz itt

geno deverting from emmence gay coming off this thread

lol on playbyplay
that shit had me hype, cant front

whats this game i kept hearin rumors about

three guys stand around the biscuit

they jack.off and ejaculate on the biscuit

whoevrr nuts last gotta eat the biscuit

is this real

confirm or deny geno

hahaha, this is news to me. sounds pretty illnasty man. where did you hear about this

lol i honestly dnt remember

my college years..im thinking

heard someone talk about weird hazing games they used to ply in hs

lol @ i dnt remember

im lying

I REMEMBER VIVIDLY N ILL NVR FORGET LOL

GUANATANAMO BAY GET @ ME ..WE GOT A NEW TORTURE TECHNIQUE

ITLL DECREASE FOODSTUFF EXPENSES

COZ CUM HAS PROTEIN INNIT OBV

lol @ i dnt remember

im lying

I REMEMBER VIVIDLY N ILL NVR FORGET LOL

GUANATANAMO BAY GET @ ME ..WE GOT A NEW TORTURE TECHNIQUE

ITLL DECREASE FOODSTUFF EXPENSES

COZ CUM HAS PROTEIN INNIT OBV

yo you niggas are literally discussing dudes cuming on a biscuit.

STAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP!!!!!

i wonder if the biscuit was buttermilk

maybe it was a popeyes biscuit. mmmm
i know some fat fucks who would lose just to eat the biscuit. ewww

yall just gonna ignore me like this isnt gay huh..word.

im saying though. popeyes sounds dope rite about now dont it?

i drink alot of pineapple juice n water

bitchrs say it makes nut more appetizing for lake ofca better adj

lets ramp this up a bit LOLROFL


BUT SRS DRINK ALOT OF CRANBERRY/GRAPE COMBO

OR PINEAPPLEJUICE/WATAH COMBO

TRUST

yo, thatsd what they say though. your diet depends on how your kids taste and shit. crazy right?

so if i eat bacon before i pork a slut, do you think it taste like five -0?