At a hostel in vienna
 

Finally said fuck it and booked a private room. It's been a month and I've been sleeping in claustrophobic pissy fat aussie cunt snore and fart filled 12-14 person dorms all across Western Europe for the cheap but the extra 20£ is worth every fucking cent. Just for a second of silence. I'll never take privacy for granted again.

Gonna take a shower rub one out and watch the walking dead finale while I eat a kebab plate. Life is good.

Lmfaooooooooo. Sounds fun

Fuck that. I'd of done the same. That's dope though. My girl and I are planning to do that next year hopefully. Been to Amsterdam yet? Stay safe..

Privacy is a necessity though man. Good move. I havnt had much myself for a while and being an aquarius... its tough wothout it. Congrats on the good decisio

RU AN ASSTROLOGER NOW

Do it man. The Netherlands were the first place we visited. Started out with a group but we sort of ended up branching off in different directions.

Stay at the flying pig if you're playing hostel life in ams. Their pub crawls are dope and it's right in the heart of the more touristy areas with all the coffee and "truffle" shops. The city itself is beautiful though so I wouldn't stay in that part the whole time.

SAY WEED DEADMAN

ITS OK

LOL BEING AN AQUARIUS WTF?~?!?!?! AQUA MAN WAS AROUND HIS ROYAL GUARDS ALL TIME U FUCKA TOAD STOLL IDIYOTE

eat a vienna sausage

Yo I gotta ask, who you book your private jet through? I worked at delta private jets for awhile an gotta few contacts if you ever need

Pretty sure they got citation jet 2's and up for a few stacks an hour

Living life


Respect

Bed bugs are in your future homie

Wild

Next time i leave the country i want it to be somewhere in europe....havent decided yet

Mexico too real. Cant even leave the resort 5 min till u see federales at toll stops w fuckin choppers as tall as the dudes holdin em. Smh.

O an i almost died twice. That wasnt cool.

This thread is not about you. Take a break from me.

Dude what? Lmao re-read OP and try again.

@Phil don't tell me that man. It's literally been my biggest fear this entire trip. Nothing seems to itch. At least not until now when I started overthinking about it. Lol so thanks for that motherfucker

No worries dude. If you bring some home with you, I know a guy

i heard if u taste ur semen the bed bugs can sense that n wont want ur bloodvcoz urbobv a faggot

Lmao my bad I read private room an thought private flight...realized the mistake...got high an replied anyways lmao

Have you ever had bedbugs?

i dont think so.

if i did

i wasnt aware.

i dont think so.

if i did

i wasnt aware.

Feel that. Dorms are fun for a while, especially if you're travelling by yourself it's a great way to meet people... But after a while, yeah, private rooms ftw. You Americans don't seem to have discovered the joys of south east Asia yet. I never see yanks here. I bet my private room here with private bathroom tv fridge aircon situated right on the beach costs less than your dorm room did lol.

Aussies and kiwis @Dominate every place I've visited thus far. Why do you guys travel so much and refuse to go home? I mean I always thought Australia was an okay place. I boned some rich girl from Adelaide who says she's never going back. Is it the lizards? The drop bear? What?

Its gotta be the Roo's

Apparently kangaroo is delicious

cuz masaii

lmao.

perhaps its the isolation.

other than aboriginals..australia isnt ethnically diverse issit?

Cuz masaii lmao

Muff Aus is very ethnically diverse. I forgot the exact % but I'm pretty sure it was more than half of Australians have at least 1 parent born overseas.

Idk why we travel so much. Cuz it's fun and we can I guess. It's pretty standard here to take a long holiday somewhere between 20-25. And the people that can't afford that at least make it to Bali (Indonesia) or thailand.

And yes kangaroo meat has a good taste. It's kinda tough though. Good for mince, not steak.

Nod to @dead_man for the drop bears mention lmao

There's lots of Australians in Dublin.

I noticed that last time I was there.

how many hispanic bitches

there's lots of everyone in Dublin. fucking Brazilians are everywhere lately

Zero. Do they travel??

Have seen not a single Hispanic girl since leaving the states. Even American ones at hostels etc.

Granted they make up roughly half the population of chicago, so I may have normalized to them over the years. But really no cannot recall any. I guess they just stay their fine dirty asses at home.