Turkey Day Throwdown
 

Hello everyone,

This will be a cypher that goes from now until the end of the night on Sunday.

Figured it'd be a nice thing to have up while the we have a bye week, and a fun thing to tinker with while you're waiting on family, ignoring your uncles bad stories, sitting on the shitter releasing your giant meal, on a bench in the mall waiting for your girl to get done black friday shopping, or sitting in your basement alone.

I will post the results and play by plays in Sharp and I's upcoming mag for this week.

The winner gets an automatic spot in the first champ match (will go against the winner of the contenders)

It will be judged like this

Each bar will be rated on: Concept & Execution

Both on an out of 10 scale. Those two will be added and averaged.

Then the total scores will be added per bar and averaged against what you dropped.

Example..

Knuck dropped 10 bars. The total score for all of them added together is 80. His overall average is 8/10.

There is a 10 bar limit, so don't drop garbage, but also put your hat in the ring and go hard. You have to drop at least 5 bars to be qualified.

You also CANNOT double post. It is weird and clunky and makes it less of a unified event. You must wait until at least 2 people drop after your last drop.


Happy Thanksgiving and let the cypher begin!

@Allen Knight 1-0
@jilti 1-0
@Hush 1-0
@Tic Tac 1-0
@Knucklehead 1-0
@Strikta 1-0
@Muff 1-0
@Joe Metts 1-0
@Wordz AhGod 1-0
@Defiant 1-0
@King Karaoke 1-0
@Mercules 1-0
@Alvin Karpis 1-0
@SpookyDeep 1-0
@Letterman 1-0
@tyler 0-0
@Odd Ways 0-0
@Similac 0-0
@Strange 0-0
@Orc 0-0
@Vulgar 0-0
@Swerve 0-0
@Dominate 0-0
@Greed 0-1
@Blanco Bishop 0-1
@E Tha Real 0-1
@Obnoxious 0-1
@PotatoSackLegend 0-1
@Destroyer 0-1
@Packed Graves 0-1
@Unfukwitable 0-1 (1 NS)
@Hydra 0-1 (1 NS)
@Cashius
@Apeirogon
@Storyteller
@Bags
@Aero the slut mouth.
@Beans
@fresh
@Innovator

I got girls tellin' me my dick rich. Hood rats follow me to my unk house.
Only time Penny stalks you at 3 bars, it's probably just Aero the slut mouth.

clownin kids i hear 'HaHa dix' and i'm no packer fan or cheesehead
if we speak of a vulgar throwdown were rating a silver tease thread

The lord and pastors can't save u, my left hook..can't deny it
I'll throw a cross that'll leave his soul lifted, no spiritual guidance

Don't play that hero shit, I'll beat ya mug in homie u can't win
Leave ya face w/ so many jagged edges, it could make doomsday cringe

How could u really try me, we know ill wreck through u cunt
I'll put real life in danger till he's in a dream state for months

When I drop back its shot gun action, it'll lift u n spike ya vitals
U'll soar 6 ft n land w/ more thud than megatron catchin a spiral

This ain't a game boy, u ain't at a boss level homie ya rep gone
My goons'll put so many sharp shells in ya back, ya funeral'll vibe to bowsers theme song

A vile world. Broke, dirty, ramen noodles and hiring girls
that's Odd future and I ain't talking about Tyler and Earl

Nigga shut up. I'll throw a right and you'll barley be aware of the ding
we ain't cared about E since beatsrhymeslife and we barely cared about him

I'm bringing magazines out; talk slick & I bet he regrets it
I got a whole catalog for Odyssey, so book Homer ya end'll be Epic

You also CANNOT double post. It is weird and clunky and makes it less of a unified event. You must wait until at least 2 people drop after your last drop.
^^^^^^^


half u niggas in here are retarted lmaoo

UGH

UGGHHHHHHHHHh

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHhh

Banging handguns and bad nuns in the confessional booth,
SWERVE TELLING THE TRUTH
ALL THEY'LL FIND LEFT OF ALLEN IS A LEG AND A TOOTH


UGHHHHHHHHHHHH

Metts a Ravens office mascot & his challenge as always if the zipper zips
Only time i'd feel a swerve, is pulling over to pay $300 for Striktas bitch

Eating turkey legs today on his one direction groupie sheets
Metts fat ass has a monster bite, that could rival Spooky Deeps

Ya'll dude's ain't nice. We can do MMA, I'd prefer to entice u with knees
They'll stop the fight due to strikes & I ain't talkin bout Ferguson riot police

I'll put the gat to the back of y'all heads- it'll b a critical story
the blast'll push so many thoughts forward..ud think i was startin a political party

judging by that rhyme, when it comes to battling ur usually the victim
the force in that bar is comparable to any one that @Clayton has roofied a bitch in

They should add an N and a T to your name especially if it's beef now
cuz the way I handle it is to park right in front of you and get the heat out

really?...

ur handles are shit fat boy, ur not thug & u've never been hard/hood
only reason ur relevant to hoops is because cause ur rim opens up above hardwood

smh

u never had a close battle EVER, check all ur losses slut
only time hy-tide in anything, is a fishermens net as his body washes up

....really?

whack faggit breaking names for gay bars. this how u do it straight, tard
anytime allen knight, it's behind a bush w/ a mask about to cop a rape charge

LMAO really?...so wack


i'll beat u down till ur twitching, it'll be some gory stuff
if this faggot hy-rise again then ima throw'em off one 80 stories up

@ hydra.

Threeheaded water monster? Then I'll dogfish head & drink a craft beer
Taking a hyd out after murder like Pistorius should've done last year

fat boy?


nah, homie im legit. anybody seen hydras pic?
didn't think so. so you dissing mines makes hyd a bitch

this don't warrant a name call, all a u gettin creamed whole
but if y'all wanna roll call. .then just call it gettin steamrolled

i drop Gems that make the crowd go WOW!!
if Bedazzle with Jewels, its a toe ring when he wears sandals out

stfu u fat waste of air

u didnt get ur bitch willingly, kidnappin's the way dude get's her
wen J Locker down, its cuz this faggots the size of 30 Titan ships put together

@Allen Knight

ur whip is garbo. Go to the lot n the decision is done
But if i catch out Car Bine..ill pull up n kill u w/ one

catch you out*

this another Dub u wont get from me when they announce my name
so the only 20 u should be concerned about losing is around your waist

@jilti

Your a fag revoltionary.jils w/ a picket sign thats says "Dude dnt Judge me"
I aint seen such a Sign out since after i took ur belt in da 1-2 punch league

talkin about car's will get u beat to death, its trouble dude
ill give M-3 uppercuts to the face then run over his body w/ a bmw

Flexing mod muscles for double posts, pfft nobody scared of ya
When I leave Knight dead in a pool of his vomit, he's no Real World character

U lucky i chugged 3 bottles a rum before our battle..bet u'd b in a daze
Next time we spar- only thing Imma Throw Down will be you in a grave

in a brawl i'd duck ur hits, my skills way better
i can read my opponents, ur faggot ass gotta IQ lower than mayweathers

Drunk in love with NC's very own sexual chocolate!!! i'm reportin man
When Bishop fucks with a Silver spice.. she's nooo Captain Morgan brand

what's really "cold as winter"..


couldn't get a homeless chick in the sack if he offered her a warm bed to sleep in
cuz when Alaska girl to spend the night, they'd rather freeze to death there this weekend

stfu w/ ur played shit slut, actin like ppl fear ur flow
i'd say that was dope wordplay, but i already gave the dude u bit it from props 5 yrs ago

@E Tha Real

u complained about disc punches but now u use them similes. that's silly, b
can't beat em join em..fine. cuz when we band to kill u guess ull do us the favor willingly