THE ROAST OF CLAYTON HAGGARD AKA MALCOLM TECHS
 

Aka persist aka dark wing duck aka c raw aka pedobear

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@VERITAS @SpookyDeep

I think he needs a call for help

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This should be fun.... nice move @Knucklehead

Oh shit.

Haggard is an understatement

proactiv tough actin tinactin on my face looking ass nigga

Clearasil clyde looking ass nigga

ayo

this nigga got melancholera

LMFAO...its Meth going through his wigger phase.

@VERITAS , his number is there. I believe he needs your help

I would throw trash in the corners of buildings just to see if your custodians would clean it....they never did.

Fucking deadddd.

lmfao holy shit
that's where meth went. IT"S METH

this nigga look like a yung flowkkkanvas that actually likes blacks

COMMENCING LOBSTERDOG BOMBS.

kkkk
 

ladie clowns dress him in tutu with pink lip gloss and he is help me i am being chased by ladie clowns

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fkn ethhheeerrrr

True life: I'm a wigger and proud

This wigga need Jesus

Lol....ths shirtless tat pic tho


I cant.

Lmao!

Why does it look like this nigga plays softball for Penn state?


This dude seriously looks like a dyke!

Why this nigga wearing lipstick

A++++ Thread

Would rep if I could.

Exposed!!!! Lmao

Numbers changed though :/

according to ur avy the acne cleared up

LOL OMFUCKAGOD? OMG LMAO BRB YO


COMMECNING BB ETHER

Don't use my shtick you stupid faggit

F- life you crater faced virgin

nigga looks like janet reno going thru a thug phase.

nigga's neck and chin are separated only by the MOST MEAGER of shadows

lol looking liek cronus pre chinstrap w/ thesaurus's skin photo shopped on his face

dead @ rocking the avy pic from like 6 years ago before he was fat

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^^^literally the same DISGUST face everyone who looks at this picture makes

For the most part, yeah.

And the virgin angle is played, been with my girl for 3 years now. Many pregnancy scares.. Lol @Knucklehead


But I'mma let y'all rock this out, not Spose to post in your own roast thread.

Nigga look like a soft-shell turtle.

This nigga plays hide and seek with healthy foods.

His torso looks like a second neck.

Hello, Private Pyle.

deadddd

Rosie O Donnel w/ acute Thesaurus face

MEET ME IN THE GREASE TRAP

IT'S GOIN DOWWWN

Looking like Frosty the Snowman's son contracted zit disease, watched an 8Mile marathon and threw away his self respect.

FUCKA KIDIDNG MEM!?!
 

ABSOLUTELY FUCKA ANNIHILATED!?!!?! WHAT?!?!?!

LMAO FUCKING GONE @ THIS FUCKING BAD MILK FUCKING CLAYTON MIKE TYSON FAGGOT

YOU'VEV LITERALLY CHANGED UR NAME ATLEAST 6 TIMES SINCE YOUVE BEEN HERE FAGGOT

YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 3 MONTHS DUDE

THATS 2 NAME CHANGES PER MONTH

THIS REFLECTS OFF YOUR CHARACTER LMFAO WTF>!>! FUCKA KIDDING EMM12?!?! FUCKA SERIOUS?!?! LMAO YOU want to not be your fat ugly greasy faced pimple popper self so bad

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LMAO HOW MANY FB FRIENDS DO YOU HVE?!?! 12?!?!?!MARK ZUCKERBERG ?!?!WHO?!?!?! TELL ME?!?! LMAO FUCKA KDIDING ME?!?! WHAT?!?! YOU THINK COSIGNING THIS THREAD WILL MAKE YOU SEEM LESS OF A FUCKING LOSER?!?! GARGLE ACID FATTY

YOU SWORE TO BE TYSON WHEN YOU GOT HERE, LMAO THAT WAS YOUR "THING"

oh looka guys i mike tyson! he gr8 fighter with lisp! cartoon mike tyson! he so vintage! 8-) look @ me im mike tyson hm!tough! nooby tournament and lose! lmao ! how are you a nooby dude?!?! YOUVE BEEN IN 82 NOOBY TOURNAMENTS

YOU SUCK DUDE

IVE LITERALLY BEEN IN ZERO TOURNAMENTS AND CONSIDERED TOP TIER

THIS IS HOW BAD U SUCK NOBODY LIKES YOU

"I ONLY JOIN FOR THE DISCUSISON POSTS AND STUFF"
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NO YOU FUCKING SOULLESS VIRGIN FUCKING LITTLE DICK OVERLAPPING STOMACH PIECE OF FUCKING WASTE OF LAND I FUCKING HATE YOU lmao WTF?!?!? WHAT!?!?!? HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU LIKE 21 YEARS OLD AND BEEN ON RAP SITES FOR 20 YEARS?!?! STOP! NOBODY LIKES YOU FAGGOT. LEAVE.

"idc? see you guys dont get me, i dont care so much that i care whne you dont care so that means i dont care, lmao troll. you guys are like silly, i love you guys a+ thread would rep " STFUA FUCKA IDIYOTE IF UCKING HATE UR GUTS FAGGOT CHANGE UR NAME ONE MORE FUCKA TIME IMA STAB THE SHIT OTTA UR LARDY MALARKY ASS YOU FUCKING SNOB BUCKET

THA FUCK IS WIT YOUR FACE YOU FUCKA KIDDING ME?!?!?! YOU COULDNT PHOTOSHOP THAT OUT LIKE YOUR PATHETIC AVY YOU HAEV NOW?!?!?!?! THATS NOT YOUR FACE! YOU HAD YOUR UGLY ASS FIXED LMAO OMGF

WTF
OMG

YO OMFG

YO ROFL @KNUCKELHEAD KNUCKSTACHIO YO WTF?!?!??

i swear yo, the last time a girl stared at your face and she used "it was liek staring into stars" she meant that your face has the fuckig pattern of major solar star constellations

your face got a fucking astrology degree you piece of garbage

when you pop apimple a titan in greek mythology escapes his prison and buttfucks an infant you sick piece of garbage rofafalekfma AT URSA MAJOR ON YOUR FACE LMFAO! WTF?!?!

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FUCKING GONE @ YOU LIVING OFF A SETTLEMENT THAT YOU SAID "SUICIDE LADY" LMAO BITCH what?! That bitch knew who you were and was doing the fucking town a favor by trying to solely eliminate you. she was afucking martyr cause nobody fucking likes you. You're so fucking lonely that when you posted a status about "HMU" NOBODY LITERALLY HIT YOU UP ROFL, NOBODY EVEN CARD TO POST, AND YOU CHANGED UR NUMBER LIKE IF YOU HAVE PEOPLE BOTHERING YOU OR YOU'RE SO BUSY OR SOMETHING?!?!?!?! THAT PHONE NUMBER YOU HAD WAS PUT IN THE DIRECTORY AT YOUR PHONE PROVIDER AS "NOBODY WILL CALL THIS PHONE, YOU DONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ANYBODY RANDOM BOTHERING YOU" WHEN THE NEXT POOR SOUL PICKED IT UP LMAO

and the customer goes why?

"oh some poor fucking fat faggot with acne had it, we all hate him. i hope he dies. "

and the fucking dude from 9 towns over goes, "WHO CLAYTON?"

"yeah! thats him. fat faggot." and those guys built a friendship over your FUCKING LOSER ASS fucka faggot idiyote i hate you

nobody likes you man, you're so disgustingJEUSS FUCKA CHRIST

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LMAO?!?! YOU FUCKA KIDIDNG ME?!?! YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE YOU HAVE A GIRL?!?! "SOMEONE HMU?!!?!?!?3173178484?!?! WHAT?!?! NO!


F U C K Y O U

This nigga throws his haymakers underhand

lmao fucking gone this dude pops his pimples in a smiley formatio and when they bleed he wipes the blood off and whispers "DONT CRY, SMILEY FACE, IM HERE, I LOVE YOU" AND DRINKS THE BLOOD OFF HIS FINGER.

"DONT CRY SMILEY FACE"

LMAO DRAWS A FUCKING SMILEY WITH HIS BLOOD ON HIS OWN PIMPLE SMILEY FACE

FUCKING LONELY LOSER


"MANY PERGNANCY SACESRES GUYS?"

WHAT?!??!!? TWO GIRLS CANT GET PREGNANTA LFMAO!!! FUCKA KIDDING ME!??!!

PREGNANCY SCARES?!?!

YEAH IT WOULD BE SCARY LMFAO UR GIRLFRIENDS A DUDE YOU FUCKING GAY FAGGOT

LMFAO "DONT BE SAD SMILEY FACE. HERE BE HAPPY, I CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY, *DRAWS BLOOD SMILE* YOU'RE HAPPY NOW" LMAOFMAF WHTAT?!?!!! FUCKA KDIDIGNG EM!? YOU EXIST AS A PERSON!?!?!?! I HATE YOU YOU PIECE OF FUCKA GABRAGE