WELCOME TO NETCEES UNTOLD....U DIRTY LOOKIN GREEK HOBO . LOOKIN LIKE U LIKE TO GO SKIIING
 

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UR FACE LOOKS LIKE A DOGSHIT COLLAGE

Shout out to fat bags. Holler1 slob.

lol yo this dude's a nurse?

woooow

Vitor Hellfort & the Royal Tenenbaum's ugly stepsisters

Phil da Agony filled with bad disease

He looks like Wilmer Valderama with gulf war syndrome

this prankster makes Orc's teal shirt look like a hospital gown

Ol' Puerto Rican chicken pesto smoothie maker lookin ass

Ol' i'll wash your car if you wash my back lookin ass

How you got rejected cat women as friends, Joker's lips and Batman's eyes?

Homie gave his girl a frosted mini wheat as an engagement ring.

Masaii is wading through his chin hairs with a machete as we speak

Dude looks like he irons Evander Holyfield's pants and cooks Oscar de la Hoya's kids breakfast.

She's wearing a ring alright... Dentyne Ice, wintergreen

if Irrelevant was an actual person

he hired a Lithuanian prostitution squad to celebrate the launching of the Elion Gonzales Mobile Device

Son look like a giant toe with a silly face painted on it. Ole toehead lookin boy.

This dude's girl's man-hands also serve as shoulder pads.

This dude's ear looks like it went one-on-one with Tyson.

Homie in the glasses just came at the smell of Untold's unclean locks.

Slanty-eyed bitch looking like she likes to watch.

She's obviously blind.

He went on a road trip with Betty White's daughter and two peppermint patty lookin mongrels

if anyone should be wearing a seatbelt, it should be your chunky neck, lookin like you swallowed a beer keg full of twizzlers

Homie looks like he just got off a 16-hour shift as a candy-striper at an old-person's home.

She's holding his shoulders to help him balance while she prepares to push him over the edge of coldblooded rejection.

'Get out of my car, Pablo'

His beanie leaning back worse than his hairline

lookin like a textbook victim of the DUI Decimal system
if u count the rings on his neck u can see how many blowjobs hes given the last week
starred as Littlefoot's burnout pill pushing cousin in the liveaction Land Before Time remake
this dude is only friends with people with the same mouth as him
lookin like he skim-boards in drainage ditches on pizza boxes

Behind those giant classes, old girl's eyes are the color of a confederate flag

His beanies name is walter

His nose costarred in the hit film "Kung Pow: Enter the Cyst"

10 minutes later, they arrived at a manga convention

Everyone is so stoked they got to met Fidel Pasta's ghost

Beard looking like the spraycan from MS Paint.

Cloak & dagger

or

Cocaine & faggot?

Kevin Costner borrowed his earlobes for Waterworld 2: Mexican Submarine

Girl looking like Michelle Trachtenberg really let herself go.

Shower-optional road trip.

The Mask of Zorro meets a trashy porno

lol

When a hitchhiker asked them if they ran a train on these girls, they were like "Nah, we took the family vehicle."

Chinese-eyed bitch in the back just shit herself.

Big Bang Theory (UK) gets back at The Office (US) by casting a transexual owl as the Jewish guy

lookin like the janitor from The Day After Tomorrow

It may be raining cats and dogs in Southern Seattle but your girlfriends look like rodents

Just got back from trading in their lower sets of teeth.

If Rolenzo from Street Fighter filed for unemployment

He's got that serial killer smile that turns dinner tables awkward

Anne Hathaway's corpses belong in the morgue, not a Nissan Sentra

fyi

Weasel in the back looks like she chugs Strikta bleach