I wish that I could be like the cool kids
 

'Cause all the cool kids, they seem to fit in.


At the movies. Alexander and the no good terrible horrible not good awful horrendously bad day. I wanted to see Maze Runner, but apparently that's too much for a 3 and 8 year old and I was restricted from allowing them to see it. Didn't wanna see that gay Mexican Halloween style movie and Boxtrolls seems too drab.

Gonna leave these two here and go see Equalizer. Already saw Gone Girl.

Had my offspring take a picture of me in a cardboard cut out of the Dumber and Dumber To movie where Jim and Jeff are driving their Puppy truck and I'm riding on the stick shift.

Glad the 3 year old allows me to carry in a diaper bag. Twizzlers, Coke and peanut M&Ms.

This Cool Kids song is horrible. Btw.

I think you are cool.

I come at you sometimes because its difficult to see where you stand

you're gonna leave your kids in one theater and go to another?

great idea

Get boxtroll tickets. Walk into maze runner movie.

Have you ever theater'd before?

Yall have poor reading comprehension.

I hope you find internal happiness.

Shame on u dad. U can afford to spare some of ur time.

Yeah. When the movie was over I found them wandering the building. I told them to stay put. Must want to be kidnapped.

The theater wasn't the one who wouldn't let me into Maze Runner with them. That was their mother.

You ain't buried her yet?

Lol ur life sux

Hush that's counterproductive to the current discussion.

cake repped
hush negged

It's a shame they didn't.. Then you could see whatever you want, whenever you want

Such is life

Insightful.

Movies > kids

This thread scares me. Damn...

Last time I went to the theaters the Baddour Center came to. It's like the local place where people with mental disabilities live, which was cool. But one of them got off the bus with a helmet and I was like why is this dude stereotyping so fucking hard right now?

Anyway, I went to see Left Behind and they came in the same theater and it sucked so bad the dude with the helmet said out loud, "Oh, bullshit," when everyone disappeared in the movie. That made me feel like I didn't waste twenty bucks for the tickets.

Legit projection.

mine wanted to see maze runner

imdb'd the parents guide

decided not lol

also I dont think ppl realized you were joking about leaving them

U want to bring ur three year old kid to see an R rated movie?



I'm sure watching a Hunger Games knock off for an hour and a half is worth the countless hours you will spend comforting your child as he has night terrors for the next ten years



Gl

I was taken to see the exorcist remastered version when it came out in theaters

Really young. Like a bs local theatre

It flkd me up for a wk straight

Mine wanted to, too. I honestly think they could handle it. Mom was all super against it.

Why wouldn't ppl want children to see hunger games?

I nvr seen it but thought it was a teeny flick?

Like frm wot I've heard

Maze Runner. Not Hunger Games.

Oh yeah.

Maze runner

Same thing

Lol

I don't know why I get the two mixed up

I nvr seen either

But some far reach of my minds telling me they r related?

Heard it/ read that sumwhere

They're both based on young adult novels.

So was Lord of the Flies, if you wanna throw that one in there, too.

Haven't seen Maze Runner, obviously, but I don't think it's much like Hunger Games, beyond having kids involved.

Why was the wife so against you taking the kids to see Maze Runner?

Word.

Not a fan of the premise

Def not seeing either movie

My mother was like that too when my siblings and I were younger, uptight and strict.

Then when I reached 14 she stopped giving a fuck about anything, I think we broke her.

You got to spend time with your kids though and that's always a good thing even if the movie sucks :)

hunger games was ok. nothing i'd watch again, seen it just cause of j-law

ended up liking it.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9O5VvlYzJVg

I dare you guys to watch this

No wonder its director was killed

If you finish it..congrats your a sociopath

I'm almost finished

if my rep meant anything you'd get it.

you're a good man witty

She thinks it's too intense for them.

are you guys pretty uptight parents? she reminds me of a stern christian mother

Yes she is uptight because she doesn't want her 3 year old to see a movie that has a monster brutally and savagely ripping people apart



Are u people all actually retarded or just like white trash dirt bags

the real worlds alot more scarier than that.

I occasionally have flashbacks to the opening of the last boy scout. That kind of fucked with me.

@Greed

Watch salo 120 days in Sodom

Its on YouTube greed

Watch it with ur kids

Lol ok just wiki the plot

Humor me lol

This 3rd time I brought it up but lol I want all to see the most controversial film ever made

Why are those the only two options?

I think kids are much better equipped to deal with such things than we give them credit for, I know I certainly was as a child. I was deep in to horror movies and stuff from a young age and I like to believe I have turned out as a balanced and respectful person.

11 min in i see dick.

muff wtf