Ladies & Gentlemen My Name Is Pal Heyman...
 

Ladies & gentlemen my name is PAL HEYMAN and I'm an advocate for future clients who will win multiple NC Championships.

You may know me as the textcee Windu Tuako. But now after being viewed as horrible in the eyes of many NC voters Who said in their opinions I got my ass kicked so brutally and so viciously and so embarrassingly bad that...I am refocused. And reborn. And renamed as Pal Heyman...and I'm just an advocate.

I believe my creative mind will be better utilized in finding clients and motivating them to achieve victories and elevation because I am FAR TOO LAZY AND FAR TOO MANY OTHER THINGS to do it myself.

But until then I plan to pick the best NC Battle(s) IMO every week and sell other members on why these battles deserve your votes, in a VERY ENTERTAINING WRITE UP PROMO.

So there are those of you out there in the NC Universe who will undoubtedly hurl hatred my way.

But remember ladies and gentlemen that my new name is Pal Heyman and I'm just an advocate.

Long as you dont run im my battles n auto hate vote me then were good

Hey im curious

How old r u n wots ur ethnicity

Everything is forgiven on my side Muff. It's water under the bridge far as I'm concerned.

Likewise m8

I have an edited query in my first post

Coulda picked a better name

Sho nuff. Lol

Best of luck in your future endeavors pawtna

This whole thread and ya stupid gimmick is corny bro. Chill lol

Biggest failias yet?

Poll time.

I'm just an advocate.

Thanks.

Advocate for faggotry?

Be my guest, you've earned it

Do you really not know how to spell Paul?

This was intentional which makes it so much worse.

Did nintendo really not know how to spell we?

How DARE you sir!

Its pal because hes being a pal

Or he was once in the police athletic league in something

An nc destroys another mind

And what have u earned besides the cum that's still running down your nostrils?

Lime go hard

Are you really that idiotic? Lol Bags.

A cum joke, don't kill me with originality pls

Um....it wasn't a joke.

From what I can gather..

You get clowned on
Can't handle it
Leave
Become "reborn" - wtfevr that means
Spell Paul wrong
Tries to swaddle balls & "advocate"

Don't grey box me bro

lol

That was a mistake!! My bad. I was trying to give u a positive hit but goofed up. I respect your tenacity but mayb u should save it for a battle with a battler because I'm just an advocate.

And your right I couldn't handle losing. I said that in my first post. Just being honest. What's wrong with hating to lose??

This is fuckin dumb

Don't stop writing. Record doesn't mean shit.

Newbs aren't easily accepted here and its a tight-knit culture. A lot of the formalities of structures for flowing from parts of sentences have some what of a limitation as far as how to write cleanly and neatly. I have not mastered any of that. Just incorporate your style, and read as much of the better battles & league writings as you can (I prefer the AOWL as it is not truly a battle match as if to emcee's were dissing each other).

If anything, the OM has no formalities... just don't post too often (once a week is good, or often enough to keep one of your posts in the 1st page) with some shit you worked on.
@Pal Heyman

Wtf. This is just weird and like something an 8 year old would do.

I don't give a fuck what you guys think about me.. brb...... making alias to rejuvenate and try again.

could this be the cringe-iest move in boarding history

2nd hand embarrassment levels reading this guy's posts are sky high

I agree with you on a lot of this. Especially the part about Newb acceptance but I don't care about being accepted or endorsed by these morons. I'm done writing bars. Thanks for the advice though.