*lurks*
 

the ..g0d..

lmao

dude i am so freaked out'

is this 70s porn lookin dude gonna rape someone

Every1

Ken Waller from Pumping Iron?

How've you been brother bear

Ppl w/ blonde eyelashes are the devil.

...been good people, glad to see you all are still alive and keeping this textcee shit alive. i miss this shit, but i love this real life shit a whole lot more. my bad for all the no shows and what not though.

Sup kam... Been a minute bro good to see you

Ayo but

Lemme get a beat?

bags, get rhythm before you get a beat. i've seen your vids. lmao

Oh shit!

Noodles thrown

Lol bags is good in the text world, he don't want it with Noodle though. Noodle oh so outlandish

He could definitely diss the whole alter ego shit. Fr'illz, it'd be a great exchange though

once I been far even as decided accidentally to use even go want to do look more like

I once farted while getting a blow job from this chick and pretended like I didn't.

I jack off to pictures of myself naked.

I found my best friends moms vibrator and rubbed my dick with it and came all over it , didnt even wipe it off just put it back

I think I have Fetal alcohol syndrome(physically), but I'm to nervous to ask my mom.

lol wtf

I chucked quarters at kids that were swimming in a pool.

I....I tell my girlfriend, it's ok to cook bacon in the microwave

I have cheated on every girl I've ever dated.

I piss in every shower I ever shower in. This gives me a sense of conquest.

I don't wanna touch sandpaper.

I fucked peanut butter once

Let it all out Cake

We're here for you

Getting that post count up I see.

lol u a wild dude tho. Smh.

I extort pedophiles online so I can eat.

I was an alcohol.

I was aborted.

I used Bing once.

When I was 13, I stuck my dick in the Miracle Whip and put it back in the fridge without telling anyone.

Had a fleshlight, roomates found it, I no longer have a fleshlight or friends

I want to fuck my cousin's daughter.

I totally let my friend die.

Once I jerked off in a lake while I was on a camping trip.

I jacked off two or three times when I was in the van with a Christian band on tour.

I don´t seed my torrents