Netcees Worst Boarder Ever?
 

I was gonna do a poll but I think it would be much too long.

Who was/is the worst of the worst?

@dull boy

The correct answer is Rawn.

Poll?

I'm not looking for consensus but personal opinions.

I do not like when one person is ganged up on...it makes me feel bad inside, unless they're a faggot idiot (Dia, kyzo, etc.)

Archetypical bad boarder profile
 

Someone who contributes little lulz, at his or her expense or otherwise
Post to content ratio is trash (content being Discussion material)
Any and all shadowboarders
Multiple thread backfires
Responds negs with "I don't even care about rep". Every. Single. Time.
adopts VERITAS jokes with enthusiasm
From LB
Still has a soul
Returns after permaban
Considers "one word cypher" to be a valuable asset to the site
Little individuality/ sheeplike tendencies
Is Gamble
Usually audio heads
WKs when not being blatantly racist and/or ignorant
Inflated sense of self-worth
Heavy acne
"Haha wooow that's not even my picture you're roasting that's my friend Al...fron...dard"
Often complains without offering solutions
Poor understanding of basic boarding tactics
Pretends to be black
No OM feed. Not even once
Believes rhyming to be subjective
Believes the best mode of transportation to be abstinence
Cannot find a "niche" for their posting habits
Bad boarding enabler
Calls out Bags to a battle within two weeks of join date*
Steals Reddit jokes
Frequently uses memes
Seems to think he will come out of this site a better man
Always must have last word
"Lol I trolled you all"
Reluctant to post pictures
passive aggressive tags
Not reluctant to post
Sense of solidarity among other bad boarders
> i.e. feels persecuted rather than admonished
> consigns other butthurt faggots relentlessly
From the Midwest 63% of the time
Matching theme in user title/avy/sig
Develops strong attachment to NCs despite having never "gotten it" or derived any conceivable sense of enjoyment from it
Frequents the BA
"No really I trolled you so hard"
Has the most posts in their own roast
Strong red
age<20 or age>27
Pizza toppings include muffled sobs
Threatens legal action
Cannot searchbar
"Are you mad I trolled you so hard"
Non-ironic, non-meta-ironic "TL;DR"
Internet is serious bizness
Frequent slang: "dickryders, Michael Kay, fo real, herb, jizzercise, hatevote, [reference to Bags + word for shit], smh, fk, Macro Fi, mackin, jawn, Jah, s'why, govt, emcee, subs, niqqa, f'real, lame, Re:, srs, lyke, hai, much ___, very ____, guise"






*regardless of whether or not they have ever made contact with Bags, or if they even know who he is. It's preternatural and very common for reasons beyond scientific explanations

3/8

Not bad. Lol

Lol lulz always @ my expense

I would have said Trademark but killed him off fast enough.

Updated

Pandemik

Lol I can't rep you again without spreading it around but this was great.

I was targeted with that "fk" shit.

I see u split

Fgt and fk

Thats me alright
The rest was masaii obv

no it was a community effort

I think it's Dia, just because he really thinks he's some kind of super villain.

Like really believes it.

Bleak.

One of the categories was "Is Gamble." How can you be this dumb sometimes?

And he disrespected a dead person to their alive relative so it's ok for me to say anything about him imo cuz that's maybe one of the worst things a person can do, for me personally, unless it's against me cuz idgaf because words like that have no effect on me, I often find the attempt humorous because they expect me to be normal.

Lmao

Maybe Masaii is Gamble?

That would be a great plot twist.

Do your cats count as relatives?

Because I obv didnt read that?

Its called skimming. Are you familiar or are you being a dick today.

Rhetorical question nm

And Muff's not dumb.

I love you Muff.

Don't listen to him, he's angry at the world, and that alias for lack of an apostrophe, not you.

I will CUT you.

Like you did to your cats in order to stuff them after killing them?

FYI GO FUCK YOURSELF.

KEEP IT UP AND I WILL CHALLENGE YOU TO A LONG WINDED ARGUMENT BATTLE AND WIN, or at least come second.

no one was targeted specifically tbc

HAH

Muff YOU SO SHTOOPID SUMTIMES U DINT SEE GAMBLE NAME HAH SO SHTOOPID

fkn christ

Jesus didn't even do anything.

Wtf muff.

He died for our sins

He fucking failed.

by which I mean, if Jesus the person did exist, I will not even entertain the thought he was the son of god, his message was anti-establishment, he wanted to overthrow the governing powers, he wanted to help the poor rise up, he wanted equality for all and he lived a life demonstrating that, again IF.

The way he as a symbol and an icon is used today does not reflect that.

I agree.

I am not agnostic. .I am wat you would call...non denominational n confused

Yet I pray

N the first thing that comes out of my mind mouth is forgive me for my ignorance

That doesn't make any sense and seems like a waste of time tbh.

We dont know anything for sure.

I acknowledge this.

You have no idea what or who you are praying to and even if this thing does exist how do you know it would want you to pray?

There are many religions other than Christianity...if something like this were to exist, is it likely it would fit completely within the parameters of one religion? Or any religion?

Also, I think it is safe to say we do not have an interventionist God.

There is no reason to believe you should have to pray.

Also, I'm just inquisitive as to why people do things, as I have said before idgaf that you do it, but I like to know why and then give my opinion but don't think I'm trying to say you shouldn't do it, because that's a dumb thing for anyone to say, sometimes I give my opinion strongly because I really believe in it and I can come across as quite dismissive of other opinions, but I am not.

It sounds like you should be praying to Netcees members.

Lol. Like I said before witty ..im very lost.

I try to do right by people tho. Thsts the best I can do

That's never a bad objective.

I like to believe most people pray to The Fox.

And don't bother telling me this isn't true, your words will be falling on death ears/blind eyes.

Blind eyes is more accurate.