Drunk on a Sunday afternoon
 

Lol

JESUS WILL NOT BE HAPPY.

Afternoon? It's like 9:30 AM where I'm at

It's 3.30pm here lol been on it since last night tbh

Rofl got it. Drink em if u got em

Im still very drunk from last night. I somehow broke my only car key in half. No memory of whqt happen3e. Wtf can I do about that? I do not feel ideal atm.

Just keep drinking and forget about it til it sober

I had some mouthwash a bit ago to remove the vomit taste from my mouth, pretty sure theres alcohol 8n that

Deep in the hundred acre woods, where Christopher Robin plays
There is an enchanted neighborhood from Christopher's childhood days...

...

Aaaaa donkey named Eeyore is his friend, and Kanga and little Roo
There's Rabbit, Piglet, and there's Owl
But most of all Winnie The Pooh

Winnie the pooh, Winnie the pooh
Tubby little chubby all stuffed with fluff
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh
Willy Nilly, Silly Old Bear.

Nostalgia. Thank you wise fox

Buncha faggots

thread gonna make me do the same. horrible, flifthy euro influence on the gawd nyc

THANKS THAT MEANS A LOT COMING FROM THE KING OF FAGGOTS.

The weather is hot, the girls are hot, the music is cool, the beer is too.

There is nothing better.

Everyday is Jesus day.

Preach!

@Nigma if it's ur only key call dealership

they can get u a knew one if u copped from a dealer

if not n car is older scotch tape our super glue it together n go to home Depot n get a new one made

other options

car manufacturer
locksmith

My friend just texted me to say his friend is having a 'thing' and I should come along as there will be alcohol and music.

I dunno what a 'thing' is, gonna go tho, kinda scared I might get raped.

do it

It's an orgy

ur drunk

go

Lol there is alcohol, I will be there.

Sitting beside the lake getting drunkerer with a few boys atm kinda don't want to/probably can't move.