so i just finished my date with this lawyer
 

hot little latin thing. was cooking her dinner, rusette potatoes perfectly cooked and ready to be made into mashed potatoes, sauteed asparagus seasoned with nutmeg and pepper. and two big fat juicy steaks on the grill, totally smashable situation.. then this bitch had to go say sumn stupid and fuck it up.. left mid-grilling the steak with her grabbin on my arm tryin to keep me there smh..

what did she say that justified you leaving/not smashing?

your heterosexuality is being scrutinized, yes.

left and immediately hit up another hoe on the "hey whatcha doin, ive been thinking bout you all day" text.. headed there now. heterosexuality in tact. nah jusy hate stuck up superficial bitches bruh

my jimmies are thoroughly rustled

Wat the fuck did she say? How u going to make a thread about something a bitch said and not tell us wat she said?

What are you doing right now?
Because you cant just do that..

hm.

Just when i thought u may have made an ok thread.....

Im sposed to take sum white bartender to do sumthin "outdoorsy" today. I already beat 2x......but id like to beat at least 2more.....but i dont wanna take this bish nowhere.....fuckin bishes

lmao nah sorry i was with the "other bish"... anyways @TYSON, im sittin here grillin steak and she goes "yea every one of my ex's are still in love with me and still come bring me flowers but who could blame them, im like goda gift right?"...... -_- no bitch, you're not. but that was ok i could deal with that, but when you're ass asked me how i deal with having a retarded baby? she lucky i didnt choke her ass.. (in case you didnt know my daughters autistic). yea so i told her she aint up to par n went n fucked wit another bitch.

take her on a hike and find a nice waterfall to get head at... mad outdoorsy

seems like a legit question, she was probably just curious

yall soome cold pimps, man.

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she said retarded though? I was almost on par with the rest of these cats like "the fluck is wrong with you, you had good food and pussy you coulda ran out on after eating and fluckin" but if she said that shit then yeah I feel you

seems like a keeper to me

WHOA!!! HOld the fucking phone she said that shit?!?!

Damn, well done sir. Some bitches be loose and greasy at the mouth

she literally said retarded lol.. like the fuck possesses you to say sumn like that? if it was a dude.i would have chin checked the fuck outta him. on a sidenote that sideways asian pussy the shit

Investigation over, your actions are more than justified

Asian pussy is AMASIAN pussy

I still think it was an overreaction tbc

i'm still in love with her, just copped her a dope ass arrangement on flowers.com...i'll get her back son, watch!