My Work Ethic
 

5:00 am - Wake up, kneel & pray, 5 minutes of meditation and visualization. I picture myself being succesful throughout the day.

5:15 - 5:25 - Chant positive affirmations.

Be the best, seperation is in the preparation, work hard hard play hard

5:30 - 6:00 - light snack and morning run. Maybe do ab workouts as well.

6:05 - 6:25 - Breakfast. Eggs, bread, fruit and orange juice. At this time I'm watching CNBC Squawk Box financial news.

6:26 - 6:31 - Go over punchlines thought of the night before. Reword and put into iPhone.

6:32 - 7:10 shower & get dressed for work


I would put the rest of what I do but I don't have time atm due to my strenuous work ethic.

Point is while you sleep I'm working and that makes all the difference in why I'm succesful.

7:00 hit the snooze
7:07 wake up but just kinda lay there thinking, fuck I wanna die
7:15 masturbate furiously, sweat dripping through the mattress.
7:40 finish
7:41 fuck I gotta get ready
7:44 ready
7:45 jam out on my mountain bike like a faggot. good leg workout though. 600 pound leg press easy bitch. Fuck with me. I'm sad

Id tell you the rest of my day, but to be honest I'm already crying writing this. I'll spare myself

Bwaha you disgust me

LOL

We're in the questionable niggers club you and I aero

I'd expect a little more bruthaly love

Real black people don't have schedules.

@realblackperson to thread for confirmation.

@supa dave let strik get that celly so he can weogh in.

Impressive. I would suggest cutting down the positive affirmation chanting by 9 minutes and replacing it with astral projection.

Just ate a 2$ family sized bag of chesters flaming hot popcorn

dat integrity

Have you done it successfully?

I meddled with this

We should meet up in the astral plane and record a godly audio collab

damn @ 5am. What time do u sleep on weekdays?

I try to get to sleep by 11:30pm but I drink a lot of water during the day so I need less sleep and I usually end up in bed 1:30 after writing

Pancake you'll need to do ur own research to understand why it works.

Of course not. But it makes me sound like a planetary guru.

6:00am- 12:00pm:: fuck bitches
12:00pm-9:00pm:: get money
9:00pm-11:59pm:: rinse, wash

I'm not going to call Masaii and Pancake idiots yet but trust me people, if you drink enough water through the day you'll be good to go on an all nighter.

I'm succesful, they aren't.