strictly heterosexual thread here, fellas, explain your anal sex (with a female) exp.
 

first time lastnight. Shit was crazy (no pun)

I'll swap my story once you fuckers start contributing though.


He whose name shall not be spoken disclaimer *blowup dolls and prosthetic asses out of the box don't count*He whose name shall not be spoken disclaimer

Also, gay/homo sex.


Interesting.

ive never.......

CodeMan said it was just a friendly sleepover...

I have a couple

1) on the boring side, the first valentines I had with my fiance, I took her anal virginity. Schoolin ya'll niggas on romance.

2) with another girl, the first time I tried anal, and the same for her - we used to much lube.. when I say too much, I mean WAY TOO MUCH. long story short, fucking all that excess lube, which I presume was just sitting in the anal canal, pushed the liquid, further up into her and created an enema effect.

leading to her releasing a tidal way of shitty astro glide, directly from her colon out on to her sheets.

and don't get me wrong. her ass was clean, and the deluge of shit lube was like 96% lube, 4% shit, but, it was still gross and I still wanted nothing to do w/ the clean up.

omg my cousin just told me the funniest story about this shit ever, got me over here in silent tears at work
.

my cuzzo: One time I was fucking her in the ass and I used sooo much lube, a big ass glob came shooting out in slow motion flew right in my fucking eye in . I was like ahhhhhhhh and fell over. She was so embarrassed lol. Didnt get pink eye though. She'd kill me if she knew I just told

me: I'm.....gonna...........die......................L MFAO


my cuzzo:Cant make that shit up. Needless to say I didnt finish

me:lmao, nigga said "ahhhhhh" fell over lmao

my cuzzo: no bs it was a dramatic "ahhhhhh" and fell over like I had been shot. Because I did


LMFAO

DEAD.

lmao, this uis not encouraging me to partake,

Bags, stay in the light.

The lube enema is very real and I just want to raise awareness.

Sounds similar to gummi enema.....which unfortunately, has been singed into the very dark depths of my memory


An Ayo Tits mcgoo. U ever get fucked in ur butt or what?

LMFAO @ Chyeah's story. Holy shit.

Address me as my name & I shall answer your question truthfully, as always. @Bags

HEY IMMACULATE HAS ANY ONE PUT THEIR DINK IN UR STINK?

No. Never will.

Only animals & gay men should perform that manouvre.

uhuh

guarantee someone gets experimental one day

I'll be trying it some day. Been researching it for years. Got a lot of friends with horror stories about it. I heard some WIIIIIILD stories.


One story involves a dude, his wife, and anal beads. He said he put them in just fine, but when he pulled them out, they were completely covered in shit. Lmao, the way he described it was waaaay more detailed and horrific.


Another friend of mine said he did it with his ex a few times. I asked him how it felt, he said it felt really smooth but not like a vagina. He actually said it wasn't great feeling. The most interesting thing was the fact that it sucks you in. That's crazy

I agree, shit on your dick. SHIT ON YOUR DICK!!!!

HAHAHAH

"he put them in just fine"

loooooooool'd me hard

and rofl @ black hole tendecies of the anus

what about bitches who can constrict their vaginal walls at will

that shit is nice..trust