What's the worst thing you ever did ever?
 

One time at the store I saw this baby sitting in a cart

and when the parents looked away, I slapped it on the face

pat!

Like that, then I walked away as it cried.

It wasn't that hard, but it was pretty bad

Fig joooonyah

Shit

gotta go guys

thas my dad











what?!?!

lol youfuckingwotm8?

thats like some semi evil shit, why slap an infant?

I like to think that slap effected his subconscious in some manner that will alter his life
and in that way alter all of society through some intricate series of meta cognitive processes
(I don't know what I'm talking about)

crying.

Lol @ king all exaggerating. "THATS SOME EVIL SHIT!!"

Dude thinks stealing cable is evil.

big bitch

I threw a wooden door stop at a rabbit an broke it's back when I was in Florida. Then to hide the evidence I threw it in a lil canal thing with Gators hoping they'd. Eat it....but I watched it drown instead.

wtf dude? That's fucked up

gtfo

Lmao it was all in fun till I realized it was paralyzed...then it became a game of hide the body

Fig Jr., go apologize to that baby immediately.

I'm sorry

But your face is just like... man I wanna slap that shit

This thread is for rawn btw

Lol.. I was at the baseball fields riding my bike, and a squirrel was sitting in the middle of the parking lot giving me a shit stare. I picked up a rock and HUMMED it at it, but it looked like I threw it too far to the side

All of a sudden it spin juked, and the rock pulverized its spine.. it flew like 8 inches off the ground and was on its back running with its front paws

I was like. Oh shit. I christopher reeves'd that squirrel. What do I do?

I booked it outta there cause I was 12 and my first thought was don't get caught, did a lap Around the pond and came back

It was like in the process of crawling under the port a potty, so I grabbed a stick and fished it out, and tried like whacking it to death. But it kept playing dead and furiously trying to esxape when I stepped away

Definitely paralyzed

So I picked it up by the tail, and did like a Mario- Bowser swing

http://i.giftrunk.com/0gc20d.gif launched it into the brick Snack Shack at probs 60 mph

Dead as fuck

Threw it in the pond and never told anyone

Poor guy suffered for like an hour cuz I didn't want blood on my sneakers

also I fucked around with my best friend's ex girl who he wasn't entirely over

like a lot tho

idk what the ground rules are but I figure sloots gonna sloot

Lmfaoooo

I knew you had some demons

sick fucker

crying @ the bowser throw. Dude ran around him fast enough to grab his tail and shit.

youre all going to be serial killers

Attempted murder with fire