well, its official. i have no reason to ever leave the house again
 

outside of that miserable necessity known as work of course.

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i just copped some philly cheesesteaks and some NY pizza

basically just buy food from restaurants not where you are

maryland crab cakes/maine lobster/ny or chicago pizza/philly cheesesteaks/nashville hot chicken

etcetcetc

its pricey for sure but will be worth it on occasion

also they gave me this referral code so if any of you buy anything use it to get 25 off, and i'll get 25 off my next order lol

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but word i was disappointed the joes pizza was sold out though. went with table 87, although both table 87 and robertas seem on some FANCY shit. im just tryna get some NY SLICES yadig. they gotta pretty it all up and shit though. still hoping its better than the shit pizza around heaa

That referral code good for awhile? Found some specialty pierogis that look crazy good

i think its good until someone uses it, i dunno though.

How is that even possible?

How do I order food from NY if I’m in Miami? @uh-oh

you purchase it, they deliver it lol

but word depending on the food type, they cook it or not basically.

like the philly cheesesteaks i bought, they make the cheesesteaks and cook them, then freeze them overnight before shipping them with reheating instructions. same with the pizza. im assuming it ships like blue apron and other food services, with ice packs and insulated boxes

but word, its not like your getting it fresh out the oven, you do gotta reheat it.

but im guessing an ACTUAL philly cheesesteak, reheated how they recommend is still gonna body the steak and cheese from subway lol.

same with the pizzas. i mean we've made entire trips to jersey under the guise of visiting family just to come back with a bunch of pizza. so being able to just order the ny equivalent is dopeeee

Now I can get some sauteed orca penis

Been waiting on a development like this for quite a long time

Nah fam. Freezing and Reheat downgrades the quality. I can't support this.

As opposed to eating a shredded cow ass sandwich from subway?

I think ill take the drop in quality

I can attest personally to not having superior eateries where I'm at

I'd kill for some legitimate shit bro

Am I missing something... How is hard to make a steak and cheese sub at home.

Authentic shit ^

I can't cook for SHIT

Wolfgang SUCK in this bitch I'm deadass srs

I can bbq that's about it

Everything else is strictly "no other alternative I'm hungry" status

Fair enough it's pretty simple though. Thinly sliced or shaved rib eye and provolone cheese are the main parts and a good roll.

It's all processed junk though. Cow ass in everything.

Word to seadad shit wack

Fuck I look like paying in the ceiling for leftovers smh

Literally I don't eat anything reheated unless it's chicken. Even pizza becomes a vile creature after the microwave

Yo I’ve looking at food delivery services for my family

Blue apron seems dope but so does this ish.

I’ve also been looking at meat boxes. Like same ish as the food delivery cept it’s all different cuts of meat, grass fed beef, chicken and pork. It’s a little up there in price but looks worth it. It’s called butcherbox if any one is interested

Omaha steaks has nice package deals that come in these "Styrofoam coolers" if you will . dry ice keeping shit kosher n whatnot

Filet mignon , other cuts n sides too

its not hard at all

but it aint a philly cheesesteak

granted i've never had a philly cheesesteak, but i can tell the differences in other shit

a bagel from a jewish place in NYC is gonna shit on a bagel anywhere else. its just facts

a pizza from nyc shits on a pizza anywhere else

if i order bbq from austin texas im sure its gonna be better than bbq in bumfuck ohio

its about getting food from specific acclaimed restaurants/delis/etc as opposed to the shit you have access to

i havent tried the meat ones. blue apron was super hit or miss and not worth it at all to me.

you don't get to pick what they send you. so you get stuck with shit you'd never eat for 60 every two weeks. the food itself is quality. but the recipes are on some goofy shit. i remember i got some weird raisin chipotle meatloaf? like wtf. i just made burgers with the ground beef and threw the rest of it away lol

the best thing i got from blue apron was some taco thing though that was fire. mainly because the ground pork and sauce you made with it was ridiculous. been chasing that dragon since. but it was 1 thing out of 6 i got sent.

what type of vile creature microwaves pizza?

its oven or just cold like a man and nothing else.