Well i wqs hoping to announce this in conjunction with champing the NBL...
 

But i guess i just have to be happy enough to announce that my old sperm have succeeded and i am expecting a kid in Jan.
Sorry to all who can no longer use barren wife punches on me
Now you can start crafting ones about how bad of a father i am.

Damn man congrats!

Happy for you my dude, my little one is coming any day now.

Congrats to you to bro!

If you live to 89 you can see the kid graduate. Congrats

First off: congrats for real.

Secondly: do you see how contradictory it is to celebrate your child's conception in the same breath as a text tournament ?

I mean, i see how i have dishonored my future child by losing said tournament, if that's what you mean

due date? have you done gender or harmony test yet? genetic test?

LMFAO I will make it my life's work to see destroyer champs the nbl so his child can hang his/her head high whenever text battling is talked of at the lunch table at school!

We did it!!

Er wait...that's me an niks thing



Uhh....things r gonna be alot livelier at the den!!

Congrats my duuuuuuude.

Have a girl. Boys r little faggits. Fucking annoying.

this is wrong.

don't be mad you had a girl. you'll get a boy next time, champ.

I will have a boy...lol...just to have one. But I go to the bday parties and school events and ....they're not cool man. Maybe when they get older but thus far I am not impressed w them.

well like my neighbor with 2 daughters told me

better to only have to worry about one dick than all of them

hahahahahaa

Lmao touché

Teens and forward will be nightmare....but first 14 years smooth sailing

Evens out to me.....if she wanna be a whore by the time she 28 so be it

14 an 14

6 in one half a dozen in the other

Ummmmm..... more like text should not be so important to you?

Aren't you not supposed to have kids at a certain age?

Can't they sew lips back together?

So hey Jude....

This right here. Lol

You must have skipped sex ed, in like 6th grade. Or just dropped out before you hit "Middle School".

You can have children at any age for a man. Now for a women - up till a certain age or when they reach their cut off point in their life.

The risk of genetic defects is higher, the older a Man & Women are.

In this case, Des is like 45 and his wife is only 19 - so he should be good.

Congrats, tho DES. Whether a boy or girl - expect your lifestyle to change 100%.

Lol word after 40 bitches kids be coming out looking like zelph

Zelph mom 73 smoking catshit out of a lightbulb off a gas burner

Congrats brother.