so this bitch I been fukin tho...I'm like...yo. ayo.
 

So OK look.

She is the biggest white trash dirt person I've ever been involved woth....aside from my retarded cousin jimbo. But he's like superhuman. So I mean she be fukin thk.... she 22....I can't be messing round w these bitches my age....they might could outsmart da god.....yaknow? Trynna use fancy witch craft an words ....to have conversations with me...BITCH FUCK OUT MY FACE I AM ADULT. So ok.....she has less teeth then uh oh......I mean flat out she miss in a tooth on top an one of her bottom 2 fronts....she kinda look like a sexy pirate. Sum of the teeth r shorter and maybe we're broken? I think maybe next time I beat if I do a really impressive job I will take our recovery moment to subtly ask...GOD DAMN BITCH DID U GET INTO A MOTORCYCLE GANG FIGHT !?!? WHO DID THIS TO YOU!?!? WE'RE THEY MANY?? Her name is jehnika. She's white. It's like Jennifer and Erika ......soldered together w a meth pipe. The other morning she said she hit a rabbit an had her husband go pick it up.....I'm like.....for why!? She said she gone make a hat out of him. Hand to god bros. Then she brings me this beef jerky....I'm was a deer. They made it. It smelled like mustard and pus. I'm starting to think maybe I should've used a condom when I blasted off into her the other day. She is human garbage. We work together. She makes more money then me. One time we banged an she told me to Fuck her like a werewolf. I was unsure of this sexual queue so I just Kindve growled at her then bit her an shot into her butt. She said I did it wrong. I think she's like a 6. Gonna see if she will Fuck my black friend for money.

Discus?

Discus is koo...

But by werewolf she meant she wanted you to eat her grandma I'm pretty sure.

Lol sexy pirate

I find this hard to process in its entirety. This is a woman with a job? The same one as you?

Sheesh

Lold^^

U put it in her bo0ty? Werewolf huh? Should of bit her jugular. Straight murked that bitch. She prolly has hiv.

Just flat out ripped her throat out?!

My dude.

Maybe that's wat she.meant?

I think I'm gonna try to punch her next time we fuck

experienced death @ 'like Jennifer and Erika soldered together with a meth pipe

Lmao
Def not a 6



I was thinking. About stop coming here
This thread saved me

Your thread brought Veritas out of his Guest Pergatory to make unfunny tags.

This topic deaded me...but at what cost?

What cost indeed.

I'm finna post a pic if I can convince her to let me take a snapshot at work tomorrow

I gotta get her to smile legit tho so ya can see the teeth.

Steve would've Murkeled her

Loll bags fuckin carnies now, for free funnel cakes an bumper car tickets.

This will never be funny.

What is her title at work? Sounds like a situation you should remove yourself from

So??

Marry her.

You can't do any better.

make uhoh take the wig off next time you fuck him like a wolf

ijs