What u getting Ya lady for Xmas
 

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Two purses she wants, two books and some of those pandora beads for her bracelet.

Gloves. Lingerie. She's into owls so probably a few of them things.

Pandoras and lingerie. Surprising her with a weekend away too.

Ironically mimic bites his answer

thinking of getting her an ipod.
couple other things aswell...im seriously think
of putting a bow on the ole johnski and standing
under the tree buka neked.

It's not like it's a unique thing to get a girl. You would know that if you had one

But yo, when the crustacean on ur top lip stops molding only then I will allow you to directly speak to me

Victoria Secret and Bath & Bodyworks. She lives in those 2 stores, so I'll be up in there dropping monies.

Blue Nile emerald cut diamond ring with matching bracelet.

Some other items as well. More necessities. You know, gift card to a salon for the annual/new year pampering so she looks bad for New Year's Eve. Feel me?

A vanity.
Clothes & some VS items.
Analbeads.
Astroglide.
Candles.
Makeup.

funny you know astroglide and anal beads.

but dont know what the insde of a strip club looks like.

word?

Ya they got Nekkid women's in there sliding on poles with stritka gettin the food bar rdy

Pretty basic duh you lesser creature *BANG*

Man

Too much

I should go return some of this shit lowkey

Something from teavana, and I aint figured out the rest yet lol. Books or movies are strong candidates

apparently, so far..

a kate spade bag
a fitbit charge
a pair of raybans

waiting on the rest of her list

Don't know. I'm usually good at presents but I'm fresh outta ideas this year

I'm single status.

I'm spending Christmas with four dogs, and I'm not buying shit for any of them.

An apron

& a broom if I'm feeling generous

HA HA STEREOTYPICAL WOMEN AMIRITE