I'm stoned and on adderall. It's time to write more shit that makes no sense. Prepare yourself fellas.

my shillelagh is armed and ready... weird thing is, i don't even want to hit anyone... you have all become my pixellated friends... aside from the faggots who post in the open mic and don't feed shit... seriously, i've put some fairly legit responses on there and the majority I've got back is a thanks.

ohhhhh, adderall, that used to be my muse, I used to write some shit and edit it over and over and over, have an amazing piece by the end of the night... then I'd wake up the next night and be like... wait, how in the fuck is this supposed to flow, and what is this 9 syllable word

I know. I've been writing with it lately mixed with some lemon kush a friend of mine gave me (nice guy right?). Including my verse this week. I know it won't be popular to the voters, which is what this league is for obviously, but I enjoy it. I spit it and it sounded awesome but reading it is confusing. If all of you haven't noticed this has been my writers challenge league and I've enjoyed it.

Ha, oddly enough an old friend just texted me and said she has a connection for em 30 mg, not the XRs either, fuckin $5 a piece though... But still, I think I might cop a couple

Synchronicity.

Perpendicular to the square.

My rhombus is slightly askew... Sidenote, I just owed like 4" to lthe left of where I expected the stream to hit, not sure if I should be more concerned about testicular cancer or excessive jerking.. awkward real talk

hypotenuse?

I wish I was high on pot-enuse hahaha

Well, I've got some news... For you... More truth... I ain't smoked weed in two... Naw, three weeks... Fuck, wait... It'll be triple of a fifty twoth of a year this Sunday... Drunk again, so my assholishness is exempt, *nod* been unkempt, god, I'm sick of this pretense... Smelling my father's weed scents... Me and my mom both quit, myself , just for the moment, her, 'cause my brother's wife freaked out on some "oh shit,, what ifs" and the jealous mother in law bitch is really behind it all... Cunt motives... And what's close to makin me go crazy... Is that I gotta still supply the dang weed, for them and their lame ass friends, in exchange for the rent, but, hey, I guess its better off than changin again

Would anybody be opposed to me getting the accomplishment listing as "best real ass avy" lol

I'm gonna post a picture of my ass as my avy.

Nope, I think that's 3/3 of the reason I peed to the left

man. a half pint of jack and 15 coronas last night within about 5 hours did quite a number on me. a hair of the dog, see what happens in imagination land.

U better watch it @YDK. That looks tempting. But the other pics of her did her no justice.

Damn bro, just the coronas alone woulda knocked my shit dickless... Can't deal with the liquid content of brewskies... The alcohol, no problem
Hmmmm.... I wonder if you could gastropub some 151/everclear with maltodextrin and snort alcohol...
Shit, I think I may've found the new thing

huh? this e&j treating my alright. how the fuck do i gastropub?
i seen this guy that slangs cars at auctions snort a shot of tequila on tv. true story.
@YDK i'm cool with that.

Lmao... "do you even gastropub bro?"

Maltodextrin basically turns liquids into powder form by encapsulating them inside the molecule. I saw a cooking show where dude turned bacon fat into powder fluff for a topping
Just made me think though, it may be only lipid based liquids that are powderable..
Googling shall ensue, be back in a moment

Lol alright now who do I get to give the accomp?
An word I'd totally snort some everclear chase it wit a perc an drink some jungle juice ta get it all down

am i the only person here who would snort that?

bacon powder, i mean. idk man i cant really hand out accomplishments.
but i'll give you an imaginary trophy. cherish it.
i don't really like opiodes. except for norcos, but if i pop em everyday i rageface as soon as i stop taking them. everclear is legit. i like raw tequila, before it's diluted. get me so drunk i can't even see straight. start chucking furniture and shit.

No accomplishments without nudes.

Dying.. pat and Ydk, nah, is snort the shit out of some alcohol... But... Quick research proves it unconventional if not impossible with the amount needed to oot/form you'd have to have it in to make it powder.
http://zymologictable.blogspot.com/2...cohol.html?m=1
White russians/mudslides would probably be possible, but still, if you used high alcohol content the shelf life would probably be a matter of minutes

http://www.shroomery.org/forums/show...umber/12314831

PATROWSMASH RRAAWWRRRRR!!!!!

I can't do tequila anymore, I get crazy wasted and blackout without the puking/passing out effects
I'm convinced aliens brought the agave and peyote here just for bonus episodes

Fuck powder I'm talkin pour a shot of ever clear crush up a perc an watch me snort em both lol an sorry certain Jess ain't gonna let me do nudes, lmao

You put everclear in your nose...ain't no amount of pervs gonna stop that pain, shit Ydk, you could od and your soulnose would still hurt for decades. I got a friend to do an eye shot of regular Bacardi for 5 bucks once, dude's cornea was wrecked red like someone ocular cavity raped him for a week... For a week

Dying at autocorrected pervs... Why the fuck is that in my androitionary?

Oh my fucking gordsicles... Buttchugging champagne to death... I seriously almost choked on my macaroni when I read that (bomb ass shells and cheese... Sage, thyme, lemon pepper and ginger in the water... I'm a god damned poormet)
Instrumentals though, I've been vibing on anticon instrumentals lately, slightly unorthodox but killable nonetheless

Lmao eye shot

yah. i deleted my message like a weirdo. but there is definitely buttchugging going on

i cant fucking find sage anywhere. even at the meximart. what the hell is the world coming to? thats necessary as fuck. i threw some raw ass meat i thought i cooked last night (but ate anyway) in with a top ramen and called it gourmet. tasted alright. but i cook a mean ass steak.
poormet. lol. i got a gang of ant instrumentals. he's pretty ill tho on the real.
lately ive been getting down to sixtoo chewing on glass and other miracle cures, and villain accelerate, mostly. over and over.. anno domini beats. older ones. idk why.
shits simple as fuck. like molemen instrumentals by panik 7 and 8. that 90's steez gets me still. idk why.
this song inspires me everytime i hear it. idk why, to this day.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzfGE6so9jI
buck 65 is the shit. alias is coo. grufs tracks are the shit. like this..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni61v...N8QRWYgzWVIcyD

winning the race.. the whole druidry album is the shit. but i like that track a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzsGa...N8QRWYgzWVIcyD

and that one.

The 90's imo were the last time rap beat creativity was possible, there's only so much you can do with 4/4(8,12,16) timing. It's now up to the likes of us to attach meaningful lyrics to them, much like how Jet (years ago) and black Sabbath were/are able to make a comeback. I'm seriously thinking about contacing my old actual musician friends to collab on some atypical timing beats

Speaking of atypical beats, which we weren't, but that's the best segue I could produce, some old actual musician friends of mine are coming back to town this winter and plan on making non 4/4 beats with me...

The drummer of Macpodz (jiva also)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdfVHHrAf6M


And the guitarist of AMP
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HPBejDwWVI

really enjoyed that first clip. tbh, i wish i was there while that was recorded.
i would have been really really high.

second clip, i didn't feel as a whole, at all. but the guitar's cool.
just not my genre. and that's all i got to say about that.

atypical's always good. just don't have much experience with it. appreciate the links tho.
keep em coming.

Not a prob, I believe Spencer (the ATM guitarist) actually has left the band due to creational differences.... Got sick of the poprock scenario they were legit becoming famous for ... They actually have a song on the Xbox game Prey, but yea, he's the one that completely produced the "hustlershit" beat I have on my soundcloud

Right on, they were on the mainlist for Ann Arbor's hemp fest a couple years and had David Arquette (Dewey from scream) promoting them on YouTube 2 years in a row

Well it looks like Zen is a single man again fellas. Time to take some speed and go find some pussy. Wish me luck.

And why are y'all even talking about snorting alcohol? Just drink it. It's liquid.

Y'all some bitches tho'.

lmao i'm not around enough to see where I was mentioned in here

someone quote it or tag me

Beats are still very creative these days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPyKAmKxOAw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6lgoMkx0Os

Wtf....is going on in here....

I'm scared...