Drafting Ice Box to his pedo fantasy football team is obv

Rick ross playdoh sculpting started takin night classes

This cracka look like someone dipped the god damn marshmallow man in chocolate milk and threw a pair of glasses for a ken doll on it and called it good.

Muh'fuckin cracka got his glasses off a shrunken head, instead a off that fucked up nigga from that Mask movie.

This cracka put elenin inside his fucking head.

He is currently designing a card game like magic, having to do with conspiracies. to join you must form a triangle, wearing only a red hoodie, jerking it with your off-hand. First one done, they name it after him.

mofucka born a mouthbreather but went to a conversion clinic in Nevada. Got strongly addicted to American Spirits. You can get into any casino west of the Rio if you say you know Glock, Spock, & Two Smoking Airholes

Goners


Lookin like a Tyler Perry Berenstein Bear.

Looks like a does figure 8's on a jetski in a kiddie pool filled with Wendy's chili.

Lol

Looking like that one uncle tom from every blaxploitation film ever

Dead at lesbian softball coach.

Ouch

omg lesbian baseball coach and .02 acres.

Dude looks like Tamina Snuka with a fupa face.

Lookin like Tito Jackson coated in Cheeto residue

Rick ross radiation resistant flip flops

His nose sucker punched gravity. Gravity took its revenge on his jawline.

Looking like chris rock playing pookie playing martin lawrence playing steve urkel as an extra in that movie *sneakers*

Lookin like he played the triangle in an Earth Wind and Fire cover band.

Looks like exactly what a sexual encounter between Eddie and Robranda would produce.

Looks like Jax from Mortal Kombat with a calcium deficiency and terminal dick warts.

Looks like he catches fish with his bare hands and cooks them on a burning tire behind a Dollar General.

Looks like drives an old panel van and tries to trick Vietnamese kids into eating melted Rolos out of his butthole

Single-handedly assassinated any chance of his daughter being taken to prom after interrogating one Gabriel Rothscheller about his father's connections to the Lions Club

Dude looks like dwight gooden and oscar de la hoyas gay love baby with jaw tumors.

snubbed ten years running at the best float competition in Shawapee, Montana's Christmas Parade after fatefully double-tapping Santa for getting too close to the fully-functional NORAD replica in his Mazda pick-up's trunk, built entirely out of stolen exhaust tips and plumber's putty

Head filled with more unidentified liquid than mckie d play places