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sabotaged Ozzyfest with a fake bazooka and a giant mosquito net
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has been uncle'd so many times arm-wrestling his sister, he was nicknamed the quickest draw in the west
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Pays his own family to take pictures with him.
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Saw every shard of glass as a potential get out of life free card when.his bong shattered on the floor
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His bedsheets are pitch black with Dwight Howard's eyes plastered on his pillowcase
claims it "helps him sleep" |
he just smoked a J and relaxed .
Hi Haters :) |
bought his ex girlfriend bikini wax and proceeded to bleach, launder and then wax her bikinis
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I can't bring myself to type anything, lmao too many of ya'll going hamburger on this dude.
vulg, very unorthodox technique, I like it. Is it new? |
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Whenever a boxer touches the canvas, he breaks a paintbrush |
A bully once told him he was going to make him cry "uncle", but he's been doing that everyday since he was 6
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this nigga has diverticulitis of the conscience
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Does not drive in a vehicle with anyone who doesn't refer to him as captain kirk
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He only read Lord of the Flies because he heard there were carcasses in it. And he likes islands.
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His breath smells of propane & slim jims
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Ignores every call the Red Cross makes to his phone just so they'll call again
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Wrote the bulls eye sign on his iris with a heroine needle, then later added GPS coordinates incase he ever got "lost" in the rap game.
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is terrible at kissing, knitting and talking to people
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This nigga's kitchen pantry looks like one of Chyeah's survival kits
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helped find quality locations for the movie The Kite Runner, but was upset when an Afghan mob trampled him for trying to hide his virginity in a sand dune.
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