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His middle name is Webster.... oh, and he's dictionary smart to boot.
he looks uppity but he's really punctual |
was born with savant like skills in rollerskate Yahtzee but is afraid to tell his family
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turns off every scary movie as soon as the black guy dies
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yells 'SHABANG!' every time he enters the shower
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Lol wtffff
U guys r wilin....bahahaha. ill check in tomorrow ...... |
caws like a bird every time he runs through a blinking dont walk sign
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refuses to let pet chameleon near lighter surfaces, but considers it blackface when its near darker surfaces
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boycotted Annie until the director changed the name to Annie-May
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mixes Dawn with collared greens and calls it Ethiopian Spring. caught his white roommate using it and he lost access to his Spanish language Nova rips for a weekend
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perpetually training to achieve perfect game of boardwalk mini golf
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He thought Junior Mafia was a Sicilian beauty pageant. |
his girlfriend refers to him as "Mos Def in the streets but Yasiin Bey in the bedroom"
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has different capes for each mode of transportation he uses
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Has recurring nightmares involving Tom Cruise and Reptar
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Calvin Coolwhip
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drapes an In Living Color flag across his rear windshield on holidays
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recently got over his childhood trauma-induced phobia of tracksuits by snapping his fingers twice and saying "God bless you" as he passes them
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lmao @ tracksuits
i dont even know what to think lol |
chief writer, editor, director and host of highly lauded community college television program 'flannel channel'
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