this dudes facial hair naturally grows into the shape of a penis

has a mustachio all over his chest

call him chestachio

looks like bane after he retired

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Lookin like he pissed his bed and screamed till it dried

the original Liquid Plumber

lol @ his stomach come out more than his chest do. do pushups with his stomach. stomach ups.

Was smuggled out of canada in a bread truck

Ate his way out

left shoulders a communist and right shoulders from the socialist party when he works out his backfat goes into a political war

hair on his chest forms a constellation hairis majora

weeded out and got a hairline like LBJ call him lebong james

tattoo on his right forearm looks like a butterfly normally but when he flexes it stretches and spells out 'my cholesterol's high'

looks like tom hardys cousin tom softy

got a movie roll as a movie roll

worst form of torture would be to forcefeed the sweat generated by his constricting underwear under his muffin top

Got a spot on Extreme Cheapskates for smoking Ped Egg shavings

Won 3rd place in a Broadus Clay look alike contest. The prize was congestive heart failure.

His Blu ray collection consists only of Vin Diesel movies.

He got Joe Rogan to sign his arm in 2009, he immediately went to the tattoo studio and got it made permanent.

He met a girl online and got catfished, turns out she was actually a man but he still fucked her.

He's got a nut rag named Alex.

SO FUCKING LEANED

It looks like he lives in the Prawn housing projects from District 9.

he puts the penis in dilapenistated living

haha this guy looks fucking stupid!

Plays with his wrestling figures in the bathtub

Looks like Paddington the Bear with type 2 diabetes and unresolved abandonment issues with his biological father.


his blood type is WENDY'S CHILI


Anywhere he sits at for more than a few minutes instantly becomes a sweat lodge


He's modeling Ugg's new line of tanktops from their Woodland Creatures collection, the color is AMBER DEPRESSION


this is his new Zoolander pose he's been practicing for months, it's called SUCK YOUR 9 YEAR OLD NEPHEW'S PENIS IN AN ASTROVAN PARKED BEHIND WALGREEN'S


Came in dead last in a wife beating contest


Looks like the dad from Good Luck Charlie posed inside a mexican cardboard box full of spent fireworks and dignity


Looks like Cake Boss with Down Syndrome



I can't lie, he's one hell of an interior decorator tho....

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Won WWF's Prince Albert's swag from 1998 in an online poker tournament


Did stuntwork for one of the Chewbaccas in Revenge of the Sith


Dips Hot Pockets in Nutella


Stood in line for tickets to Staind, got asked for his autograph the whole time
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Was once a moderator at a fan fiction website where he wrote short stories about sexual encounters between John Cena and Randy Orton


At age 12 tricked his mom's cocker spaniel into eating potted meat out of his butthole


used to only beat games with a Game Shark

this nigga just realized his bedroom was a walk-in closet

THIS PRETTY MUCH OWNED. INFINITY GUANTLET DEAD AT THE ASTROVAN LINE. JEEEZ.

Gone.



It looks like he's wearing a sweater vest made out of Ewok pussy hair.