hmmm. new sig for someone?

I AM A RAINBOW ARK
 

You clearly like to write.
And somewhere deep down you have the ability to craft something that isn't nonsense.

Why don't you take like 7 days, and write like 20 lines over 7 days. And see how good they could be WITHOUT REPEATING PHRASES

Just try it dude. I think you should.

I'm a terriost, bomb bombarians with bomb barbarians; bomb barbarians with libarians; read all about it; ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET: READ all ABOUT IT!
I'm the seed of carousels; the ounce of respect in your journal; burn your stacks of paper with a rolled cigarette sinc mechanism' than SHATTER YOUR TEETH (i)N' HAF!

I'm a defensive mechanism to CO(u)RT JUDGES; BOMB BOMBARIAN TERRIOSTS; LIBARIANS WITH E'(I)! Ritual COMEBACKS; I RUN LAPS AROUND PLAZ(o)as!
Eye am done with r(w)ap! HOUSING NIGGAS LIKE A DEBT SLAYER! Pour Niggas' down the drain! PAY ME TO GO TO SLEEP; AND I'LL DREAM OF CASH!

I am LEGEND LIKE WILL SMITH'S DOG! EUTHANIZE A JUMPING SPIDER WITH A DIAHEREHA VODOO COMPLEX MECHANICSM APARTMENT!
BOMB GYMS, AND CRUSH MACHINES! I STACKED PAPER SUGAR ON THE TRIPLE BEAM! THAN TOUCHED A RETINA AND C(a)Ume! LASERS!

Foulest COW MILK! POUR LIQUOR FOR A FALLEN NIGGER! THAN LAUGH LAUGH LAUGH! LAUGH AT BOMBING MONASTERYS WITH Jesus Christ!
I SEE THE LIGHTS IN CHRISTMAS! I BURIED A FAGGOT! I burned HITLER TO SMITHEREENS WITH HELL'S FIRE THAN STOLE HIS MUSTACHE!

LIGHT YAGAMI VS. RURONI KENSHIN
 

Light Yagami -

I'm going to win this grand match, of expansion and intellect with weapons and deficit. You don't stand a chance, you false prophet; your sword is my mind,

Ruroni Kenshin -

You have a lot to learn from school, from me is a journey through time and space. I hope you said your prayers, LIGHT!

Light Yagami -

I'm a teacher's pet, you're a blaring geek; your mother and sister share my meat; I'm a blaring king that tears regimes than blares a key!
Your a ferret geek with measly feats; I have the accord of a OX; and I'll 'put your sword in a box' than donate it to charity!!

You're frustrated like a adult object; bomb bombsets with sub-atomic particles and molecules molecular structure; power bomb you through a plateau of platoons than dog rockets!
I drop faucets on cock monglers; I'll 'give you the truth while telling a lie' did you protect your sisters; to tell you the truth, I'll lie; you're FALSE, prophet!!

I'm solely ghost; the holy pope; ''Light'' triple crossed Jesus; you double crossed humanity; I'n a pope with ropes!
Quotient notes; the potent note! My pencil(pen soul) will make your soul a ghost! My ginsu will 'split you in half' now you're TWO HOLY GHOSTS!!

FINISH HIM!

I'm perplexed with this smidgeon! I'm the best in my bracket; you're sword is a faggot! I'm a snake to your dragon; you're a pissed kid!
I'll punch you when I 'kick it'! You're kissing daisies; now say RIBBIT! I'll put your 'soul through a scope' than disrespect your religion!!

Ruroni Kenshin -

I'm taking your soul; I'll have you baked as a ghost; taking your soul to hell; than making a ghost; you're faker than toast!
I have a lake of ghosts that'll snake this dope! You're into RAP, NOT POETRY; if I 'put your soul through my sword' you'll think it's a POLE!!

My sword is a cross; that's triple crosses for you crossing the line! You were sent to jail and bent to frail!
On the trial of tears, you shed a nail! I'll 'put your soul on ice' and it'll STILL go to HELL!

I'm on a mission for wickidness and sadistic misfits! Sicker than hospitals and Satan's wishlist! I'm wicked with writtens!
Sickest with writtens! This RIBBIT'S a misfit! You took a 'L' to the christian religion!

I'm a pious conquest; bomb the fire in your heart! Light flares with lightning bolts, swords; and atomic bombs vex!
My time is honest;, your time is nonsense! BOMB VEX; and I'll put 'LIGHT IN A BOX" _____________


RELIGIOUS SCIENCE PROJECT

seek help.

HOF nom'd.

When light tells ruroni his "sword is my mind" it's a pure stroke of utter GENIUS...imho. What at its surface appears to be a simple comparative analysis of individual strengths between anime characters clearly evolves into something more. Light yagami is a serial killing anti-hero; Ruroni kenshin is a redeemed serial killer. While the phallic misnomer "sword" is most mistaken by neophytes with the pre-tokugawa weaponry prevalent to the old warrior class of ancient Japan...here it is obviously a reference to sweaty cocks. The sword is his mind...basically, light is a nerd who has been 'mind fucked' by kenshin ie under his homoerotic spell.

The beauty of it is...there's also a double entendre, cleverly hidden to all but the most worldly, cosmopolitan and circumspect of readers. Luckily, i am on of those few brave men. The "grand match" here is an allegory. One match, one Roman numeral. Grand 1? Yeah...an obvious reference to the great war. World war one. During which the " Dutch " embodied by light who clearly smokes pot and thus was a " dutch master " finally emancipated the people of the Malay who had been under their rule for approx. three centuries. The overall reference to anime is a reference to smaller Asian people - tied with your dutch reference this is the only logical conclusion. To be concise, the third (and ostensibly the first) reference between swords and minds is an ode to the emancipated rage of the malay people during this era, where the gentle spirit of that population would sometimes be released in sublimation. At times the frenzied whispered in that dark language...they whispered it with awe: "amok". When these men "ran amok", they would sometimes murder entire villages with little more than the wishbone of a chicken, and a sacred jade dildo in the shape of a cow dong. VERY perceptive analysis here sinacog.

The second paragraph continues your unrivaled skill as a bard referencing Einstein's theory of relativity vis a vis thought experiments of molesting (legal 18+) Madagascar dime pieces while jerking off to future issues of playboy on a beam of sunlight. And there's the real twist. Light is not an anime character. He's simply a reference to relativity theory, or we advanced apes grasping at the collective Maya that 2.5 millennia of Plato worship has left us crippled with. Accordingly, it is clear that you are sounding the clarion call to freedom from dichotomized, psychopathic, myopic western thought which has projected its own shadow upon the world post renaissance glory and lutheran angst/repression into a global world war 2x in like 30 years. Basically, you're saying that unless we fuck as many 24 year old Indian dime pieces as possible in the 2020s, the spirit of mahayana Buddhism will devolve into its practical brother zen. This egregious miscalculation of semen reserves can only be saved by wearing a pikachi costume during 3:33, peak numerology, with which a small slit you release the utter masculinity of your jelqed donkey dick, letting it sway proudly in the wind. And that's only the first few lines bro my mind is utterly blown.

Like i said...HOFnom'd

Good show, NYCSPITZ..

You clearly are your avatar, let's see if you can move your ass to the battle forum?

Or are you as stiff as a statue?

DEMONS VS. DEVILS
 

Demons -

Demons hide in the crevices of darkness; surrendering their heart to their soul as heartless
Spark darkness from rhetoric tongue; tongue blast devils to death in the dungeons of hell
I ate Solomon's wisdom; broke his schism to smithereens than smoked a byzantine smoke blunt
Coke blunts, coke bottles; and coke novels; coke novelty's; coke singers; and coke dancers
I'm a novelty; sharp tongue bothered Socrates; a anomaly from Sodomy; and Sodom and Gommorah
I am a plethora of rhymes; multiply division; and add subtraction; than break a blade into fractions
Come forth a wicked tongue; I hinder love with a blanket of sparrows and arrows
I killed The Pharoah of RA with a bow and arrow from across the desert Map of Egypt..

Come forth good devil..and show me your pitchfork and sharp thought tongue..

Devil -

I am The Devil; harnessing evil in thoughts; sharp thoughts kill a baby to thoughtless smithereens
I killed a guillotine with a pitchfork and flames cauldron; cold grin kills monarchy's of demons
I've killed many demons and heathens in hell; relinquished their guard than cherished my mark
I am a heart of stone; a heart of gold; I am the unknown of darkness; the thoughtless thoughts
Render smite from both claws; than smite and strike a demon to smithereens
I held a guillotine in my thought tongue before killing a demon in a hell guillotine...

..Come Forth Demon..test your clever' wit' against the devil..SATAN HIMSELF..

The Devil
 

I am the devil on another level; shrinking steeples under needles
Puncture people with evil gullotine smoke; I am a byzantine joke
Provoke Jester's and prince's to kill themselves under hell's eye
I am a raffle of numbers in hell; from a genetic demon; born monster
I am a demon from hell; hell's spawn from the gumption of needles
Born steeple cathedral; inhale evil and blue/blew evil from a hell's spawn
I am hell's spawn; conquer needles; the epitome of evil in a cathedral
Punchture needles in steeples with needles in steeples; bring forth light
I am darkness and light; darkness and light; harbor the night
Somber is light; conquer the night; conquer the light; conquer the night...

How can you puncture people with guillotine smoke? Secondly, how does a guillotine produce smoke

Battle Bars Pt. 1
 

I am a Light in white cerebral darkness; heat a knife blade in a microwave than slash a terroist(tear a wrist) for doing bad deeds; I'm a rabbit without the rabbit's foot; but with his penis!
I've seen venus; exploded my penis in a dime piece; than went behind a priest and exorcism'ed him with a time machine and knife blade; i put darkness in a triangle like your mother's pussy!

My patterns are hazardous to the fountain of truth; I slapped a jew in the head; than fled to a zoo; exorcism'ed a blue animal; ate danimals; than slapped a jew for the flU!
I'm flyer than exorcism'ed on airplanes; spade a great dane; than shoot my blade through a bazooka; I put time out on a terrorist; and he exploded into a million pieces!

fought machine guns on time with wetback white ants; slapped a beamer with twenty violins; silent member of the prophet hanging's of 63!
I'm a bingo intellect; spotted a cainine than snapped it's neck; than snapped a pig snout that was the dalmation doggy from around the 'block'; post mortem balloon sex; I've killed zillions of pennies with a pie the size of 3.14 planets!

Offer grasshopper punches to twin towers; i offered the twin towers grasshopper punches; than slit a venus fly traps throat tongue; and hung upside down from a tree trunk!
I made the seas sunk deep beneath a honey bee's trunk; I killed 20 bat demons in hell's black Lucifer devil cathedral; than spat in the face of Saint Peter!


__________________

Battle Bars pt. 2
 

In my heart rests divide - in my hear(t) rests a rhyme - Saint Peter at the 'ALTARS' I'm the best in line - texting rhymes!!!
Seer with ancient voodoo, I'll vex your rhymes - I was sentenced to 400 eons of molecular torture when I etched a rhyme - your bars are ''''ANCIENT RUIN'''' - that withstood the ''TESTS OF TIME''!!

Halo as a Arch Angel - the sheik of a flame; the belief of a faith; my teeth will divide as a beast with the rhymes!!
I breeze with the rhymes; I'm rhyming in a writing report; this ''ESSAY'' is easy with rhymes; this is 'easy as cake' 'easy as pie'!!

Arch Angel with a Halo; You're nice with rhymes? Who cares! I'm as dope as I '"SAY SO'' - halo march!
I have a great flow art! The Angel's harp! I made my woman do the '"RAINBOW ARCH''!!

My rhyme is a swords stitch! I am The Lord's Witch! I rhyme like a hornet; I have '"STING'' - I could kill you when I rhyme in a chorus!
Burn a rhyme with the sources! It's time for the forest! I'll kill you and put you in a ''PUSSY BOX''

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LIKE A ABORTION

lol

shittt

Raptor Creation FT. IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE
 

Sinful seed from the lust of greed; succulent seeds from rummaged seeds
I'm a hundred kings in a dragon break; prostrate to God then wield a Rod
I am RA; a golden dragon weighed on God's scale; hail Lucifer and Satan
I was there before creation; under sedation with the rain of Satan
Hail Lucifer and Satan; abrasive statements from the laymen's mouth of doubt
Spout rainbows and sequoias; the halo is the leader in the besieger of a teacher
I am following with statements; abrasive statements from a pondered laymen
Conquer statements; mark the abrasive statements to channel statements seals from the zeal
I am a rhymer from hell; torture hell spawns in hell's beak; than peak hundreds of fire mountains
I am a fountain of youth; the surround of proof; the ounce of respect in subdued
Follow the road to travelers of seventh seals; faiths real in handsome zeal
Conquer the devil's nectar with vex rhymes in the time of raptor rhymes...

Immortal Technique, disintegrates mic's when I spit
I cause more casualties than sunken slave ships
Full to capacity, I bring tragedy to rap without my man Kadafi
The government took Nazi scientists from Germany
To design nuclear rockets and ways of observin' me
'Cause their pathetic attempts, didn't work to murder me
When this country was conceived, these bastards never heard of me
But now I hold the souls of slave masters eternally
Bleeding internally, burnin' D, durin' surgery, verbally
'Cause I'm a spiritual witch
Devils are incompatible
I've been around since the planet was inhabitable
I spit in the ocean and created microscopic animals
Which involved into two species, the righteous and the cannibals
But until then, I had alien women suck me off
When God said "Let there be light", I turned it the fuck off
And that's the reason that the earth is only 5 billion years old
I made the sun shine, and permitted time to unfold
The surface was lava, but when I stepped down, it became cold
Fuck what you've been told
My spiritual form became a swarm of molecule sickness
Manifested liquid trapped inside a mountainous region
Until the skies starting raining, continuous seasons
Immortal Technique, at long last, reincarnated
Undebatable reinstated to leave you decapitated
Je suis fous, but my crazy words make sense ["Je suis fous" means "I am mad" in French]
I'll split every pound of your body into six pence
I'm sick of simple similes about The Sixth Sense
I'll leave your body drenched in the blood of all your ancestors
You'll never be at peace, like the souls of child molestors
I'll cut you and bless your festering wounds with alcohol
Drown you in a clogged toilet, in a public bathroom stall
I'll rip you down, take a chunk of you home like the Berlin Wall
This is the final call, for all the rappers that wanna brawl
Immortal Technique, the wrong motherfucker to diss
'Cause I allow God to let you motherfuckers exist

Hahahahaha yeah, real oh
We about to crash somethin' now, yo
Yo, yo, yo
I'm the stronghold on your neck that doesn't let you breathe
Stronger than the fake image of God in which you believe
More dangerous than your ignorant ass could ever perceive
A European virus, mutated in Africa, overseas
Transported by mosquitoes and fleas to where you live
So lock yourself in your house with your wife and your kids
You're such a bitch, somebody probably made you out of a rib
My arrest record just scratches the surface of what I did
My bid locked me up and brought my life to an end
I was forgotten, abandoned by my bitches and friends
You don't want beef with people like me so don't pretend
I'll resurrect your aborted baby and kill it again
You get no props in hip-hop like feminine men
I'm iller than any plague God gave Moses to send
You wanna make amends, 'cause I'm the reason that the earth shakes
Burying your fam like Central American earthquakes

Mountains Of Fire
 

I ate one thousands serpents on a green blue hill in hell, beyond that horizon were mountains of fire
I destroyed two thousands serpents on a green blue hill in heaven, beyond that horizon were mountains of fire

Moral of The Story..

Atop of a clear green blue hills there is heaven or hell; a thousand serpents on mountains of fire
Atop of clear green blue hills there is heaven and hell; a thousand serpents on mountains of fire

Which hill was savior? There were thousands of serpents atop of mountains of fire
Was the hill a mountain? There were thousands of serpents vanished atop of mountains of fire

I am a snake from the Garden of Eden; I speak in tongues to burning red dragons
I am a snake in the Garden of Eden; I killed thousands of burning red dragons

One day, I created the mountains, the lakes, the trees, the grass than summoned the sun
One night, I flourished the mountains, the lakes, the trees, the grass than summoned the moon

I am a snake in the garden of eden; I slither atop mountains of fire as a burning red dragon
I burned in hell for eternity, and with destruction and chaos; created magic

Cool.
Cool.

Good. This is very good; I liked the verse; the verse was very good.

I read the immortal technique verse in his voice. It is good. Great job young anime acolyte. Pretty great job. I think it was a good verse. Immortal technique thank you for writing your psychotic deranged thoughts on an obscure website with a veritas alias - this was good.

what you need to do is vanish atop a mountain of fire

You’re a joke, go away.

VERITAS alias confirmed

Lmao, you joke. How am I that, when I can kill you anytime?

Fair

I am a snake in the garden of eden; I slither atop mountains of fire as a burning red dragon
I burned in hell for eternity, and with destruction and chaos; created magic

^^That was cool...

The rest was just repetative nonsense Dragon, no hate...Just my honest opinion.

Stay up with it fam.

4 Bars....
 

I'm a dragon skinned alive biblical beast; I tame pests! I'm a insane hex; this is a coke head vs. dope head; we battled in jail; than I 'stole your cell' like brain theft!
You have dope in your veins? You're in vain/vein vexed! You wack rappers have 'no senses' 'FUCK YOU SENSELESS' like insane sex! You phat/fat fucking asses probably wait/weight and our ''patient'' for a ''AIDS TEST''!!

''On the board'' I'm killing knights, kings, and queens; I'm a rook only! Ya'll ''PRETTY NIGGERS'' that call yourselves' 'CATS' AND 'DOGS' but look phony!
I'm ''HOUSING BROKE NIGGAS'' I'm killing crooke-d homies! All Ya'll are 'SHEEP' I'll 'PULL THE WOLVES FUR OVER YOUR EYES' ya'll are ''SHEEP IN WOLVE'S CLOTHING''!!

I'm mystic, tarot card reader; I'm ''PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK WHEN I DUEL KIDS' ya'll couldn't 'COME TO TERM WITH THE WHEELS' LIKE A SCHOOL WHIP!
I got a zillion glocks, that'll dump you in pool kids! This 'DONKEY HAS A PHAT ASS' that'll 'break your chin' with a ''MULE KICK''!

My slugs have snot trails; ya'll are fake gangsters that sought bail! Ya'll are GODS WHO FOUGHT WHALES!
I'm a writer that taught tales! I'll put 'THE TRIPLE BEAM THROUGH YOUR SOUL' lets see how much this 'PHAT/FAT ASS' WEIGHS ON GOD'S SCALE!!

Some of the most fire stuff I've ever read

Wait/weight was revolutionary

Props as always

My slugs have snot trails; ya'll are fake gangsters that sought bail! Ya'll are GODS WHO FOUGHT WHALES!

First two are good. Then what? You're just reaching for a rhyme.

All these bars were good.

Have fun losing to TGO, Blue Bayou.

I'll battle you LONGBAR, and only longbar.

Lol.

Your going to have a mule kick someone in the face? Wow fire

Can some-one get this wack emcee Killing spree away from people, lmao.

Apparently someone should get you away from ppl and animals you mule fucker

Get your vote ready

6 Bars....
 

The flame is a laugh; flaming with gases from the flames of a staff; flames gash and slash through titanium steel; fakest will laugh!
My fiery steel katana sword aims with a slash; your pain will be laughed at from the phoenix flames of my lash; they say the ''''''grass is greener on the other side'''''' - WELL - the green grass is killing these envious snakes in the grass!!!!!!

My golden rainbow halo sings; fable's ring from the hate of me; I want to ''walk on fruit punch'' I need the savior please!
Watch me on cable TV as a flaming emcee; can't you see when a fable sings; when a serpent devours a dragon; the serpent grows angel wings!

My dragon's serpent's flames attacks the dogs, a dragon serpent's flame incinerates a ''Ancient Ruin' to ashes than attacks with claws!
Dragon serpent will fly in the air and attack a hawk; I'll drop a 'PET CEMETERY from a AIRPLANE'' check the forecast; it's ''RAINING CATS AND DOGS''!!

I'm a crazy raptor dinosaur lizard; silent in the mist! Camouflaged in the jungle 200 million years go; ''SLASHING AT YOUR WRISTS''!!
''SLASHING TERROISTS'' with SLASHES AND ASPARAGUS! A raptor made it through 'THE EVOLUTION OF DINOSAURS' because I EXIST!!

I'm ''HACKING SHIT''; MADNESS RIPS THROUGH ''SACKS OF SHIT''! Canvas lit from the dragon's siss of anguish bitch!
I'll give you 'THE KISS OF DEATH'' with lavish lips! I made a ''explosive heroin bombing terro-(W)RIST! ''SLASH HIS WRISTS''!!

I'm a dinosaur in ''END''; This is 'FIN' for YOU,SIR; This 'DEMON'LL START SLASHING YOUR SPHERE'' THAN YOUR CORE WILL SPLIT!
MY ROAR WILL SPLIT; WHORES AND KIDS! A 'CHEETAH POUNCES ON A LEPORD' TO BE ''MORE THAN FRIENDS''!!