Originally Posted by Aero (Post 385202)

Veritas is boarding at unseen levels.

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 385201)

Revenge my nigga

Im finna fuck dancake UP ya dig.

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385203)

Your adrenaline carries you forward and you rush at him, you tussle and the gun goes off, it turns out that you made the robber shoot himself. you are the hero.

do you:

A: stay for the police to arrive
B: run out of the store

Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 385208)

Now that I'm SuperCake I'm going back to figure wtf happened and WHY nigga. A

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385213)

you are soon back at the building of which you somehow escaped. you walk in boldly through the door, somehow you knew there was a guard there, he is made short work of. you crack his neck with a vicious south Dakota mountain goat throat chop.

you go through the main foyer and see a hallway making a t in front of you.

do you:

A: go left
B: go right

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 385212)

Loooooooooookookollolol




Option dancake.

This ends tonite.

Originally Posted by El Pancake (Post 385218)

DON'T PICK LEFT BAGS I WENT RIGHT

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385173)

I thought you would have figured the key was for the librarian not the door. which door opened before him was still a choice Roy.

edit: let me be more clear. the key would have helped him with the librarian. the elder had the power to open the doors, do not let that point confuse you.

read on gracious reader. bear building.

edit 2x: if he would have chosen the key he would have had the choice of showing the key to the librarian. which would have set him on another path.

edit 3x: if he would have written his name with the pen it would have been sword.

I don't want to explain to much roy.....I am sure you can appreciate that.

chief Campbell to thread.

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine (Post 385224)

So my story was apparently doomed from the moment I took the pen?

Originally Posted by Bags (Post 385157)

No

He had to die

He slit sum bitches throat while she was slobbin him down cuz sum homeless guy told him hed be a god

Then he beat sum 4 yr old girl to death with a roll of quarters

THEN he left his own family be tortured and raped ....all on que from sum junky who happened to be in his prom dates limo....no sir....these choices were not good choices.

Originally Posted by Sharp Nine (Post 385229)

That's what I'm saying

Only I think I set myself up to go down a LOT bigger than that. I wanted to see some seriously troubling stuff but instead I got an end that fig would watch on his phone during a 15 minute break at work

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385225)

YOUR STORY WAS DOOMED THE MOMENT YOU WALKED TO TEH LIMO TBH. THE KILL IS THAT YOU HAD AMPLE OPPURTUNITY TO CHANGE IT. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR STORY SIR?

Originally Posted by The Mind Assassin (Post 385209)

The light being does the proverbial "sighs light Newport shtick" and disappears. The shade being enters you....analy. you don't mind because you begin to feel amazing. you can feel all of your senses heightening...you are...you are.....no longer sloppy and mediocre! you are fueled with rage and it causes you to skeet yourself, to which you notice turns into gold...decorating the outside of your military cargo pants into near golddust levels of wow. you feel like you can fly. but are scared. Do you:

A: head towards where you last saw dancake
B: Try and fly