Nigga got a Jiffy Pop coupon for his 17th birthday that he keeps in his wallet to remind himself how great his life is

Still trying to cook meth in his creepy crawlers oven

Has a masters in ukelele performance from Devry

Has a g-unit track suit autographed by drew Barrymore

Nigga got a crushed Mountain Dew can in the back tire of his Huffy & barks like a dog when he rides down the sidewalk

He had to quit therapy sessions because his therapist was concerned his looks would cause himself depression and put him on a life-time supply of experimental drugs known for suicidal tendencies being the most common side-effect in an attempt to cause a happier atmosphere on a international level.

Hand writes roasts of himself hes tempted to post in this thread inside the cover of his autographed copy of 60 Shades of Grey

Smoked his first rock in the kitchen with his mom & uncle, then ran a train on them both

is on a mission to find something guile's theme doesn't go with

This nigga voted for Pedro

unravelled the secrets of necrophilia just by having a deadbeat dad

Currently has hotdog flavored hotpockets in his mini fridge by the gi joe battle scene built out of hair and his sisters old gum

Once jerked off with both hands and went to school bragging about having his first threesome.

has a autographed tony yayo burger king napkin

Loooooool

Gets to the center of a tootsie pop in 1 lick and brags about it in his fan mail to jaden smith

His initials are DMT (Demetrius Materla Taft) but he insists he's never taken drugs before.

has extensively modded Fallout New Vegas to resemble Scribble Jam. won't stop playing the scenario where you lose to DJ Ouncezilla first round and cap his whole crew outside Applebees

thrown out of his Runescape chef guild for unethical business practices involving Skype, a full set of holographic mythril armor, and user LoliTeenRaven23

His favorite part of the movie I Am Legend was when Will Smith was laying in the bathtub. It was also the first time he had ever heard Bob Marley.

Nigga lost a bet on NASCAR & had to cleep in his cousin's tent for a week