i died

i am dead

rip diode

ALL credit to @neutral roflz. My Name is Girdle

Has the BMI of a BMW

lol...dis nicca's drapes are also his bedsheets and shower curtain

has what APPEARS to be framed photographs of CM Punk

I spy w/ my little eye about 40 sq. feet of brick-walled misery

dude hasnt had capital since he used his Shift keys as bed risers so he could do dips

dead @ this rape-eyed phaggot buying his brass knuckles one finger at a time with an installment plan

either dude discovered the secret algorithm for male pattern baldness, or he and his Uncle do a freeweight photo shoot every other weekend according to the custody agreement

Gains Gandolfini

this dudes chest hair is slowly fulling out into the classic Italian wife beater

pours a handle of Old Crow in his windshield washer reservoir and runs the tube through the glovebox for his pizza runs

Wears under armor bra

Cutterbean

sponsored by an umbrella company called muffin top

Unbelievable how gullable these newbies r

Kudos for the entertainment value. Tsk tsk at the idea of humoring a pic/essay lmmfaoooo

Looks like Angel Batista from Dexter standing by a box full of Nintendo Wii accessories.

Picked out the paint for his walls at Lowes. The exact color is: Sunset Depression by Glidden.

For anybody who wondered what Carl from Slingblade would look like trying out for the UFC reality show, well there you go. He got knocked out getting his fists taped up.


Looks like the dad from Wizards of Waverly Place just hit manopause.


Is willing to do absolutely anything for a Klondike bar.


"General Mancustard of the 501st Regiment, Bear Calvary reporting for duty, sir"

Who's the fat guy?

llol @ his mexican/italian flag. Dudes mexalian. Sounds like a steroid for fat bald people. "try mexalian" looking at the camera evil. probably his little sister taking the picture. "big brother don't touch me you know how you get when your shirts off and you lift your baby weights"

Dagel from rb

dawg very clearly cuts his chest hair with library scissors