Dude looks like a tactical specialist at masterbation.

Giving out tips like: put a band-aid over your pee hole when you jack off with shampoo or "tube socks can't get preggers".

This is the dude at the slumber party who wants to practice MMA with the smallest guy there.

Lold @ dis 'puter.

Disputer lookin like he would not be out of place of the cover of a Goosebumps novel.


He's the type of kid who thinks he got grandfathered in to D list celeb status coz his mom sucked Sean Kinney's dick in the '90s.

Btw that's the drummer for Alice in Chains.


Peace.

Roy batty that u?

Hell yeah it's me, Split. Back up in the mix.

Spinning rocks on this kid like a Dukes of Hazard chase scene!