Every time he hears RiFF RaFF, he says "street rat"

He looks like the Geico lizard entered a VH1 humanization project.

His cave has a sliding glass door that opens to another cave

Coined the phrase "fly 'til I die"

Whenever he goes to Kinkos he says 'Genie, I wish for you to make me a prints.'

Megalodon sightings were mistaken as this nigga doing the back stroke in the Indian Ocean

he looted Saddam's palace with a pacemaker and a pair of tweezers

He started a new form of Krav Maga called Balaclava

lmao

These Are the Faces of Genital Warts in 2013 America.

I bet you couldn't walk a mile in his sandals

I don't remember Rors***h being vaguely hispanic

that faggot w/ the beanie looks like a metrosexual Manu Ginobili on crack

and the other faggot that needs a haircut looks like he did his best to look like Velma from Scooby Doo

He's the poster boy for Afghani Pepsi

Was tazed & jailed for saying "boom goes the dynamite"

As gracious as he may be with the pen, he isn't so kind with cylindrical explosive devices

he wears roasted lamb scented cologne

Hi-fives a poster of Tom Cruise every morning on his way to work in the sewers

this would've been the Jackson 5 if they were white hippies

his DNA code reads 'BOOMAYEH ALI'

This is getting ridiculous lol