plants reggie seeds in used tim horton cups outside his laundry room/bathroom/closet window every year with no success

smokes stems anyways

Foreplay consists of Beefaroni, Duck Commander & anal

Convinced apple juice is produced on the outer wall of his widowed fathers bedroom from a hole with a familiar scent flaked with red squiggles he recognizes as his dads pubic hair

hand stitched the g unit logo on his tshirt with the remains of teddy bears he viciously slaughtered in role-playing hostage scenarios

Buys doo rags at Rite Aid & tells the cashiers he's light-skinned

sampled multiple Korn songs to rap over for a diss directed at his 8th grade science teacher

applied to be in a PSA for drunk driving, when asked about 'dramatic experience during and after youth' he sobbed out 'space camp' and collapsed








he got the gig

Has a basket on his bike to hold his Razor scooter

this nigga cashes his checks in the hood then drives the money to his ATM next to his house

green screens himself into harlem for AOL video chats with craigslist posters in w4w

First multi-syllable rhyme involved "Billy Ray Cyrus" & "Killaz' AIDS virus"

In 98 ran on stage of americas funniest home videos to ask bob sagget to autograph his favourite 20 favourite pogs

wore a 10deep snap to his grammas funeral

his idea of the american dream is welfare and squatters rights

everyone still posting in here has no life

Smokes leaves through paper towel rolls & can tell you the difference between an oak & a Balsam Fir

last G he killed was on Zoids collectibles

drives a 91 grandam

brags about it only having 90k miles

Plays strip poker with his aunts & uses chicken bones as chips

alvin karpis uses gkillaz 50cent apparel to hide his jersey collection

When he applied for the military on his own they asked if he got any prior experience and if he's been in any battles he answered; Yes, 80.

sits cross legged in his CC's student center for hours hoping someone will ask him why he is there, to which he'll answer "laying in the cut real low"

writes WWE fan-fiction based primarily on john cenas fingertips

leaned me lol

has attended numerous conferences and conventions on polylingual karaoke

Is optimistic about his stock in vcrs and jehova witness wrapping paper

rolls spliffs with Bugler and mersh, tweets about smokin on that loud

has mastered opening his knock-off swiss army knife like a switchblade

shows off in the corner of no-cover bars next to the garbage cans

doesn't think tyler the creator is black enough

Found his passion for music in a fiddle seminar hosted by Big Game

His favorite tale from the canadian bible is when Jesus rode into town on a moose

has 3 12" subwoofers hooked up in his car with no amp

only plays a milli and lose yourself through radio recorded cassette tapes

Pours his milk before the cereal

submitted his car to pimp my ride in 2005

considers no response a compliment

Cried for hourse into his life sized gumby plush doll after spending 5 minutes on world star hip hop

Lmao

He coincidentally found enlightenment and its subreddit at the same time

This is wrong on so many levels.

Jesus Christ.

lmfaoo

*Death*

Lmfao

He definitely does.