If God hates Michael Cera, why is Michael Cera so ubiquitous, rich and better than you?

http://theblemish.com/2013/11/michae...de-girlfriend/

Cuz he sold his soul to the devil? Explains both qualifiers. If god really knows all, then he would def hate Michael cera.

http://theblemish.com/images/2013/11...ix-640x403.jpg

I, for one, welcome our new bird-human overlords.

Cera's an ugly annoying talentless douche.
there, I said it

OK, I'm not that big a Michael Cera fan (and am only going out of my way to defend him because I find oats' tirade way over the line). But if we bring Alia Shawkat into this, we might be done forever.

Do you want that, El Pancake?

who the fuck is alia shawshank

I was just saying Michael Cera has a bird face in that photo.

Is ALea Shawkheart Maybe from the show? She's cool.

OK. Michael Cera is ugly. I agree with that comment.

But that "ALea Shawkheart"/"Maybe" comment hurts me inside. Alia Shawkat plays Maeby Funke on Arrested Development.

I've had enough of this. I'm going to go watch How I Met Your Mother and True Detective.

So I thought about making this a topic in Disc but thought it wouldn't be that interesting. But this topic is sufficiently weird so here's a porn website's live feed of searches. It's a haunting and hilarious look into the psyche of our internet brethren

http://www.pornmd.com/live-search

I don't watch arrested development, just got cable back tho so its not like I purposely avoid it

It hasn't been on TV in a decade. Netflix Instant has all four seasons.

omg this is fuckin comedy gold lmao

It's interesting that porn is so male-dominated that "lesbian seduces girl" is considered a "straight" search.

Oooooooh how I met your mother <3

that site is brilliant

had a death in family. so this is finally started huh? checked on it for like 2 weeks and then it pops up when i have important shit going on smfh. sry bout the no show. will sign back in at some point

Understood, but the deadline is Thursday. And that was stated in the sign-up post, which was only up for five days.

Come on geno. Don't give tysons ass a free win bro

@Objective, post you bastard. Im like a little kid, i can't wait til christmas (thurs) bro!

Wat happened to my damn match????

Page 2?

@Certain what happened to my match bro

Page 2?

Oh dios

No free wins. That should be the motto for this fuckin league

The things I can do to this hand

Congrats

Exoduzt vs. ZYG | "The Stranger"

Ziigie that dude tho

maths debate vs. El Pancake | "Invisible Man"

Pacake??

Split Eight vs. Mike Wrecka | "Great Expectations"

oohh, dope match. Split for having more polish/higher complexity

Vulgar vs. King Ra. | "The Double Helix"

Upset for King

Soulstice vs. Adonis | "Sons and Lovers"

Fuck soul

H4ZE vs. dead man | "Darkness at Noon"

Dead

Diode vs. neutral | "The Idiot"

Diode?

oats vs. Rawn MD | "Brave New World"

OATS, but this will be a solid read

YDK vs. Ink | "Dead Souls"

The return of the INK

Objective vs. Just Write | "Freedom in Chains"

Dope match. OB should drop something deep, if he can minimize his errors might squeak by cconsidering topic

sacrifice vs. Frank | "Things Fall Apart"

BOTW. Easy. FRANK

Genocide vs. TYSON | "The Trial"

Double no-show?

Clockwerk vs. WZA | "Blindness"

???

Witty vs. Innovator | "City of Glass"

Hmmm. I enjoy both. Witty is problyy more established but inno's writens cater to my like. Witty in a close 1-2 vote swing

patrown vs. Aesthetic | "One Lonely Night"

Pat

timeless vs. dyedinthewool | "On the Road"

????

Kyzo vs. ZeeDee | "Native Son"

??? Zeedee got skill but been gone a minute.

Mr. J vs. dull boy | "Goodbye To All That"

Mr.j???


Totoro vs. Alphabet | "Parade's End"

Tortoro

Vividlyvague vs. Verb | "The Sound and the Fury"

Vivie

Dill Pickle vs. Greed | "The Good Soldier"

???? Dill pickle is a dope alias thou, bags?

Cereal_Killa vs. Black Glacier | "As I Lay Dying"

Black Glacier =Lars but I got CK cuz he my dude and sick 85% of the time.

lmao the things that hand does to me...

The fuck is on page 2? Why should i have to read i should be notified. Didnt see shit that concerned the match.

fuck you

He meant Page 2 of this forum. There are too many battles for the first page.

fuck you

I'm high looking for a movie on Netflix about dragons or dinosaurs lol nothing good yet

WATCH HUNGER GAMES, BRO.

SHIT IS AWESOME.

SO SRS RIGHT NOW.

congrats on your engagement bro.

Have you seen the tv show merlin? Its a pretty fucking good series if your into camelot type shit. 5 seasons. I think its british, definitely worth a view though

Orange iis the new black

Or

New girl

For netlixx

Orange iis the new black

Or

New girl

For netlixx

Anyone watched Veronica Mars?