yeah, if you're 14, it's literally child porn

I was saying the dick pic was the only move like four pages ago.

Either she wants it or she doesn't.

what if i send her like a tease

maybe like a bulge from my boxers or some pubic hair?

im soo confused

Ask her to the movies first......

U.can.grope her at least....


If she says sum bullshit then i will guode u thru the dirty talk......

Send her the cock shot with this on a piece of paper above it:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/uhys***.png[/img]

Lick her Butt hole

aight im awaiting her answer

*dead* @ You trying to convince a 14-year-old virgin to send pictures of his naked penis to an underage, Jesus-loving, God-fearing teenie bopper.

Great work, guys.

Boy, put those pubic hairs away right now. This is why you probably won't ever get laid.

would love to

lol
Just send her a picture of your dick. Go for it.

Eat the school lunchfood out her minge

Then run back home before your parents wake up

TYSON will be waiting for you down the street in an astro van

she wrote back"youd have to meet my parents, you got money?"

Pubic hairs aunfamckldmvkmsfvsvaef

I'm dying.

u trying to Adrian Peterson some church girl 14 yr old pussy, it wont work
she reads the bible like it's her reason to breathe g, she's a lowkey slut that prob fingers herself at home alone but she's a good girl in front of everyone else

i told u to slow your role, she find you creepy now. u indefintely in the friend zone now, u supposed to put yourself as a challenge to her g. not just be all on her, u failed Metal Gear Solid style w/ Bags on the microphone like "Malachi......Malachi?........MALACHIIIIIIII".

POPCORN TRICK, YO.

"Oh shit... why is there a small, flaccid black penis in my grossly overpriced concession snack?!"

PANTIES GONNA DROP, DAWG.

Boom


We in.

say ok
just say that she paying for herself, g

Put this viegan death on ignore.

Tell her you'll see her at 8.

Then grab that bitch by the throat and tell her you're going to make a movie, instead.

She'll be high and horny off adrenaline and Juicy Juice.

bhahahhahhahahha
that means, gets no pussy AND don't eat cheese

Loooooooool

@Rocket Ninja Pirate Slayer

i basically said i had the cash, good move right

what now g

Lube and duct tape.

And an alibi. Tell your parents you're going to Uncle Anthony's house to do pull-ups and play with action figures.

Yea no doubt....


Looks like ur good my dude.....figure out when ur goin an whos parents r drivin i guess.....


Then no more texting .....tell her see u at the movies er whatever the fuck.


Deaddddd@neighbor

lmaoo this shit ridiculous. im fuckin dying. getting the broad to skip class with u seems like the best option so far

sup tho bags

u cant address dlb incorrectly g
have respect for ppl who paved the way for u bitchtits

Outlaw is winning this thread.

I just dont need u distracting mal with ur viegan tactics is all, dlb

I will let u help me text msg one of my hoes if u like?

Will post results

i aint got no virgin tactics b, just keepin it trill

son tryna get a 14 yr old church girl, she gon be on that stupid " i only open my pussy and squirt and let u eat me out because its what the lord intended" shit in her 20s, not now. idk if he trying to get pussy or trying to get a wifey tbh, malachi calling her boo and got a <3 for a contact name then tryna fuck at the same time, u can just label your hoes as "hoe 1" "hoe 2" "anal fuck 2 easy" in your phone tbh. he approachin the bitch like a foreigner yo, she find that creepy. u gotta americanize his game so he can ball like he Malachi Ginobili, not Malachi Belleneli

i got u tho if u ever need dlb tho, part time love doctor, full time swag specialist

what have i done.

tell us, what have you done?

Loololol Bags just ruined Mal's future high school life

Wah?


Pay homage u viegan faggits.


Mal set for sum grope an choke at the movies.

No thanks to u soft faggits.

well guys i dont think ill be getting more from her, :(

Lol what?

I thought she just agreed to go to the movies woth u?

What happened

Malachi, did you text her that photo of your pubic hair?

Damn it, Malachi. Enough with the pubic hair.

pls respond

idk man i was pretty frustrated but i swear i didnt txt her back anything mean
she just started trippin over nothing and then
well ill get the photos to u