I'm going all out. Don't sleep.

@Vividlyvague, I can set you and oats up with an exhibition match if you'd like.

Ooooooohhhh. Is oats ok with that?

Edit: I just read oats' post. Lehdoit!!!!

@Certain

Good luck everyone :) I can't wait to read your verses

And vote, yes? :p

I think this season will be my swan song. After I exit the playoffs, or after I win dat muddafucka, I'll be leaving. I hate most of you, but to the people I do like, have a good life.

:(

Don't be sad. That makes me sad you bastard.

I will, just for you sir. Playoffs deserve as many votes possible

@Zenland that seems fair. For whatever reason you are doing it, I'm sure it makes sense. Good luck, I wish you well. I feel the same actually. Only I think I gave this up a year ago and I've been holding on just to see if I still had it in me, but obviously I don't and I'm strangely okay with that. It's my cue to go!!

Me and dyed are gonna run off together.

To castle black!

We have to rescue jon snow.

add me on facebook bb da bb

Remember when you said you'd be my fb friend? :(

@Zenland I go on frequent hiatuses, and I find it best to just go without any announcement or ceremony, or else I find reasons to longer around. We all gotta take breaks though. NC is great but it can also be a really unproductive distraction. Best of luck though

YOU FUCKING SAID NOT NOW

We all love you Zen.





















But mostly me tho ;)

You're putting words into my mouth! Your words, actually. Cuz you said that!

I am quite literally marrying two people on Saturday. As in, officiating the wedding. As in, saying all the prompts for vows and pronouncing them man and wife.

They're hippies/atheists. The reading is a Pablo Neruda poem. As in, I'm reading a Pablo Neruda poem in front of the wedding. I was picked because I'm "good with words."

I FAIL TO SEE HOW THAT MATTERS WHEN I'M GIVEN A SCRIPT.

So.

There's that.

You should write a poem for them and tell them it was by Pablo Neruda.