When his kid attempts to climb him it looks like Shadow of the Collusus lookin ass nigga

Chrus farley n this were done in this thread

I dnt expect u to read all 8 pgs or so

But just think outside the box

Uuknoo

joe metts skeet tastes like waffle grease.

no homo.

Big Tuna from "Blow" looking ass nigga

thanks for the update, i'm bored watchin bullshit on Netflix an throwin random comments out lol

2x electric scooter riding champ lookin nigga

nigga lookin like he turns 18xl sweatpants into yoga pants 3 toes in

uses an escalator to get in bed

nigga don't take showers, he takes rains

WMD cartwheel lookin ass nigga



Lookin like Fat Buu absorbed Chuck Norris n inherited none of his fighting prowess

he actually has 5 daughters, the other 4 are lost in his hoodie pockets

Gone. Hafaa therewego

or the distinguished bearded chin

lookin like the human form of bender 2 hours after death

Socks plea for help worse than feed the children commercials

I feel like a fucking abilitionist

Give us ..us free

Free da socks

Ol "my ancestors presided over Salem Witch Trials" looking ass nigga

Lookin like he works the front door to the Gothic Gay/lesbian/Transgender fight club. Password = Yogurt Mustache


Lookin like he stared at the picture in Mallrats and couldn't see the boat and shit.

Lookin like one of Thomas the Train's faces.

Death

Nigga don't have a neck or chins, he just... has



Man vs food challenge accepted and conquered before the cameras ever started rolling

I asked him wat was better Chicago style or new York style, he said "more"

I envy mets. Dude has a built in pocket pussy "pick a roll, any roll"

He's family stopped inviting him. No thanksgiving ass wigga.

Dude only needs a smidgen of water to take a bath. Sea level rises when the orca takes a dip ass wigga.

Mets lookin ass mascot minus the ball suit