When I was 12 my mom made me sit in the backseat of the car so my grandma could sit in the front, so I jacked off back there on the way home out of spite

I plagiarized a Sir Arthur Conan Doyle short story in 8th grade.

When I was in kindergarten, I liked this girl who didn't like me, so out of jealousy I pushed her really hard in the sandbox when she had her back turned. I remember her body hitting the sand and myself cracking an evil grin. I've reformed since then.

When I was 13 and my cousin was 7.. I pissed in his water bottle, put it back in the holder on his bike n watched him drink it

Till this day he doesn't know and never will

Stop hurting animals and children.

We have a date tonight

lol'd at bowser tail spin

and uhhh lol at your guys coke talk. obviously not bout' that life.

lol thats wrong. i pissed in my friend's bong at a party we were having at our house and watched him take a fat rip. we all laughed and he puked once he found out. good times

not the worst thing by far but i am not in the mood to recall those

I once jerked off on to an obnoxious roommate's pillow and never told him. The next night, his girlfriend slept over, and I noticed in the morning that she had used that pillow.

Can I count that as a blowjob?

lmaooooo



gone at YDK ethering Bags off the site


"that was 10 years ago" roflz terrible excuse



ur memory fucking sucks fagg0t

i kill foxes for fun


http://srufaculty.sru.edu/james.hath...11dead_fox.jpg

No you don't.

I like that you still reply to me even tho I am on ignore.

I have much power over you.

lmao i like how he thinks i can see his posts



remember, ur on ignore fagg0t so keep talkin to urself roflzzz

I feel 100x better about myself... thanks guys.

Lol wat? I won that argument.... ydk thinks a qp weoghs 7ounces.

I am netcees cocaine kingpin.

how would you know if he's on ignore?

you gave urself up yo

I am just so full of win right now.

what?

7ounces a qp? Check your math again

wow u cant be this gay, bro

u go to user cp and put the fagg0t on ignore (i dont know what hes saying but i know hes probably talking to me since i posted about a fagg0tfox)


here's a screenshot for proof:
http://s17.postimg.org/pu3fc1u8v/11111.png

I was walking with my brother to pick up a friend of ours from school. This dude gives my bro a dirty look and I tell my bro ill handle it for him (i loved to scrap). So i walk up to dude and immediately his attitude changes.. he's all like "wassup man" .. as im walking up to him i right hook him, he falls and im kneeing him in the face repeatedly, dude staggers up saying he doesnt wanna fight, i clock him again. He gets up and runs to someones house, ringing the front door bell to get someone to answer. No one comes to the door. So as im yellin at this kid to get over here he's pleading with me to stop. I grab him by the collar and drag him back to the school yard. I clock him 2 more time and by then the crowd that grew pulled me off him. The next week someone saw him at the school he was wearing a cast on his leg from his hip to ankle. Which was weird cause i dont recall injuring his leg. Anyhow i felt so bad for yrs on how bad i laid into this kid..

He was much bigger than me but fuck it