Hallucinations include a flying cockstrap, a serial rapist and the Andriod from Animorphs

Mike-Rowe Penor - Dirty Jobs, Live 24/7 Edition

Has actually laughed at a Ryan 12 post, ironically.

Has googled whether or not a 'bag of dicks' actually exists.

Purposefully cropped out the hover hand part of this picture.

Wears two left shoes.

Looks like the type of dude who gives thumbs up in awkward situations.

Experienced his first orgasm as a woman that night.

*derogatory







lmao dude got the swag of a homeless shelter

Posts twitpics of sunsets.

Looks like he eats stromboli from Sbarro's on a nightly basis.

His cardio consists of running from his inner demons.

Resents the phrase 'mop of hair'. He prefers loufas, thank you very much.

Has the intestinal fortitude of a moth.

Zaza Patchouli.

End result of:

http://i.imgur.com/i7BMOls.png

well done, certain.

well done.

His eyebrows look like Mongolian hockeysticks

dude looks like a couch musketeer

Rusty Klutch the Vagabond Rugsniffer

he looks like he sells rare pennies on Laguna beach, barefoot and drinking out of a fake coconut

Son look like he has a death vandetta against king from tekken

Dude look like he cooks crayons on a spork an bangs em w an oil funnel

lookin like he collects toe tags

Occupy wallstreet meets maya angelou

lookin like a walking hoax

lookin like a TMZ street goblin

lookin like Dave Matthews crossbred with a ghoul

This weirdo first fist fight was turn based and he cast coward on his first tirn

Wrote a guitar song called pheonix lazer mutant

Will trade.u his.dignity on the spot for 12 poison shredder pogs to this day

Names his cat "Bubbler."

Owns a cat.

This fafgots heart pumps mascara

Lookin like he could give syphilis herpes