ur dismissed

No gi. Do you have any pointers for first class?

My goodness gracias look at Little Nicky go!

so we meet again

any last words?

thought so.

who u bring wit u?

a fat bitch thats who

What would you like? You don’t have to ruin my thread. Just talk honest with me. Drop the pretence.

ok cool. glad we can be honest wit each other.

ill go first..

Honestly I think ur a faggot.

your turn

man i sprained by MCL pretty badly a week ago playing football, and i've never taken a formal jiu jitsu class, but i'm pretty sure i'd wrap you up V. while your smooth head will benefit escapes from certain submissions, your wild beard is a definite hindrance.

I do jiujitsu every other weekend. It's going to be a humbling experience for you for sure, but once you understand where you shouldn't be at all times positionally, your superior strength will kick in and you'll start to make people feel more and more uncomfortable with what they're trying to impose on you.

It's okay to get nasty and try to beat your opponents during sparring, but when you crank on limbs, try to be charitable, or they'll get you back and it won't be enjoyable.

I might be too tall for ju jitsu. I'd be tied in knots haha. I wouldn't stand a chance. So salute an respect hopefully you starting doing the humbling instead of being humbled in the near future!

To my understanding, jiujitsu favors long legs, it's more advantageous for keeping your opponent in your guard (legs latched around their back) and you can put up your legs as a barrier/lock up chokes and holds using your legs. Don't be discouraged, it's really just about styles vs. styles IMO. I felt like a baby when I went against a black belt for the first time. Completely helpless, lol. I'm a white belt.

Vulgar that helped tremendously. thank you for your truthful and encouraging words. I wish you the best.

Stfu, wrap yourself in a plastic bag and throw thyself in the trash bin, dude.

You're boring.

LMAO

A++ thread

Vulgar got that Helio filter on. I love long legs, the better to lock.

Anyway - do you legitimately want assistance here or no?

I’ve a .500 amateur mma record

Criode is just going into his first barnyard match at 35

Slide in the PMs if you want real advice

Im scared to see the pm's between veritas n knuck where in which grapplin bodies is the topic

you "fought" with headgear with a bunch of teenagers at an ammy promo in backwoods nowhereville. half you fucking turds have the footwork of a brick wall and march in upright like a goddamned mummy. you lay there like dead fish when you inevitably get shot in on and slammed on your ass. please stop with this mma record nonsense. it's about a legit as a backyard pro wrestling superstar.

anyway, the subject here is grappling, of which you have zero knowledge or ability. i've spent over 6 years 4-5 days a week on the mat teaching, drilling, and rolling while competing on and off as life allows. you stepped into a pressboard ring with a high school freshman and played pattycake once. not the same ballgame, not the same sport, not even the same fucking reality.

miss me with that nonsense and the hur hur hur i was just joking to get a rise up out of you. not even mad, just tired of your latest gimmick.

sit down.

#finishhim