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His pockets are full of graham crackers and he sells knockoff Armani kufis out of a stationwagon
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I drive a Hummer, this nigga drives a hummus
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got convicted in Saudi Arabia for statutory rage
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his bedsheets are covered in red peppers & tahini
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Nigga thought red bottoms meant walking on coals
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his goal in life is to make Cocoa Krispies rain from the skies of Machu Piccu
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Nigga has a golden amulet that makes tiger faces form out of sand lol
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This nigga named his terrier Sir Francis Turkey Bacon
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Nigga got an Etch-A-Sketch of the Twin Towers hanging on his wall
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Nigga's favorite number is jihad
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he lost a bar fight to Lars 37 times
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The Iranian police force knows him distinctly as "The Mayonnaise Assassin"
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Looking like he sleeps on car batteries & uses a tank door for a sheet
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I asked him if his chick pees on him & he said he left them in his fridge
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Each time he flies with Qatari Airlines they prepare a sponge cake for him
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No, putting Jasmine in an hourglass will NOT make you a real sultan.
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Glasses have filed 57 restraining orders on his nose
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lookin like he uses Nickelodeon slime as shaving cream
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he dismantles Roflcopters for a living in North Algeria
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